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Tubbo and Ranboo have very different thoughts on whether Michael should go into the life of crime. Not that is parents actions are leaving any good reasons to be a functioning member of society.
Phil deserves a pay rise. Techno can't get some villains out of his hair, Wilbur seems certain that's because they were trained by his arch nemesis. Tommy just wants to know why his friends have a tendency for arson. Not that it isn't pog or anything, he's just curious.
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The villain Bee duo, superhero SBI AU we all deserve. ****All platonic****
I guess I should also give a warning that Schlatt is not a very good parent at all times in this fic. So cw for implied/referenced child ab*se
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It has been 3 days after Tommy's death in prison and the dsmp in denial,especially Deo,aka the guy who has a platonic crush on Tommy :] (no this is not a part 2 of 'the new kids'this is completely different story au)they both cared for each other very much,so when deo found out he became very,very,very sad. Dream being tired of waiting and wanting to do something then decided to revive Tommy,but when he revived him words that Tommy said was making wonder if Tommy was doing a prank, '...Who are you?...Who am I?' Au's in story: Sbi au Business bay au jealous tubbo au jealous ranboo au Btw there are spelling mistakes also the art in the book and for the cover is not mine Warnings:...Brutal death(only in like just 1 chapter),oh and trauma duh Oh and it's platonic,duh.
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