༼ ᏞϴᏙᎬ stops ᎡႮᎷϴႮᎡՏ ༽ ☛ (YiZhan)
On the first day of school, Xiao Zhan accidentally fell in front of Wang Yibo's dick. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a blowjob, this led to a series of misunderstandings.
XZ: I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay!
WY: Neither am I.
XZ: It seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now.
WY: OK.
So...
Counsellor: I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note on not being a bad influence.
XZ: No, we just fell accidentally...
Neighbour: Xiao Zhan can you be quieter in bed? We couldn't sleep the entire night.
XZ: No, that was just Wang Yibo giving me a massage ah...
Gym Teacher: You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats!
XZ: Noooooooo!!! That was just the milk I spilt!!!
Finally...
WY: Senior.
XZ: Yeah?
WY: Since they already think we're gay, why don't we just let this work itself out.
XZ: ... Just what I was thinking.
