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Washington DC

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Reads 383
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Parts 16
Time 53m

donotreadthis satire

Eugene Porter is a cowardly genius - a man not built for a zombie apocalypse. Abraham Ford, an ex military soldier, who once protected his country is now tasked with protecting Eugene. During their challenging journey to Washington D.C., their relationship will evolve into a forbidden romance. Will their love conquer the apocalypse, or will Rosita drive a wedge between the two?

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THIS IS SATIRE PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS SERIOUSLY 
This is a joke between my friends I do not ship Eugene and Abraham therefore there will NOT BE SMUT. I am uncomfortable writing a kiss scene there will never be a smut chapter. Please get off of this wattpad.All Rights Reserved

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