"It's not the size of the boat nor the motion of the ocean, it's whether or not the Captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off..." John has long had the nickname 'Three Continents Watson', with decades of very satisfied male and female lovers in his wake. Many have implied it was due to what he was packing in his pants. But it's quite the opposite.... *Johnlock* *Friends to Lovers* *Smut*