Well-Informed Disaster | Coming Soon
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Sometimes it pays off to be overly cautious...
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An inescapable doom is soon to fall upon the world but to one mage who lives by the motto "Confidence comes from being prepared", she's ready for anything that heads her way.
Be it removal of a wine stain on her favorite white blouse to preventing the apocalypse by unironically charming enemies and companions alike.
However, if she wants to return to a peaceful quiet life it'll take a lot more than strategic planning to get there.
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