The Quotes Book
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Last published Sun, Sep 24, 2023
This is a compilation of funny things that me and my friends have said out of context. Trust me, this garbage is glorious.
Updates every Sunday (sometimes mondays if I forget to update or if there isn't enough)
I reccomend ignoring the first 10 chapters, however you can read then if you want
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