Sleeping with the Wife

Clue (the movie) fanfiction, what happens after Mr. Green goes home to sleep with his wife? (Mr. Green continues to be referred to by his alias from the movie in this story in order to protect his identity from foreign agents)

This story is inspired by the joke at the end of Clue (1985) and two thoughts I had about it:
1: while a very funny joke it's also a little sad that as soon as the gay character becomes a competent badass he also becomes straight
2: that line is a kinda weird thing to say to your coworkers unless you're trying to convince them you're straight...

Parts come out as I feel like it. Whatever plot or events this story has will be guided solely by my whims. Feel free to make suggestions and I will see if they suit said whims.