Everything Toby Shirazian HATES

Foolishly, I thought I would be able to write this novel (if you can call it that) in a matter of months, weeks even… how very wrong I was! Anyone who thinks that they can write a book in only a few months is very foolish indeed. This has taken at least 7 months to get to this stage, and if I had time, I would have to re-write it, but my ‘manager’ says it has to be done now! (I say ‘manager’ because he doesn’t really do much, he just gets paid!)

Now, all I ask is that you try to enjoy this book, even if it is against your best interests. It takes a lot of time, blood, sweat, tears and effort to write a book, so read it and enjoy it!