Ask Gracious O'Callahan

I don't do no introductions ;)
okay maybe...
Important facts to know before asking stupid questions:
1. Yes, I am indeed a bloke.
2. I am a Monster Hunter
3. I'm not short, I'm just a Hobbit.
4. I am taken so don't get any ideas.
5. Why am I doing this book? BECAUSE I FREAKING CAN!
fini.