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DarkenedDoomandDeath

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DarkenedDoomandDeath

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Hey guys! 
So recently, I've been pissed off by a few things. 
Maybe even more... 
*ahem*  

Anyways, I needed to blow off some steam, so here it is! 
With my awesomely ironic cover and title, 
My random rants thingy wingy whateverthisshitis.
Oh, yeah, and if you are squeamish to any sort of swearing and strong language, OH BITCH GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY
^ I'm still trying to get the cops to make that their siren. 

People on to - kill list : 
6 

Oh yeah, and, don't report this as I am just here to blow off steam and do not actively participate in cyberbullying. THANK YOU VERY MUCH KIND SIR I loVE YOUAll Rights Reserved

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My Life, My Alpha.......My Love by cookielover135

"Zachary." I snickered. He growled playfully as I laughed, dodging his attempt to grab me and took off running in a random direction. I ran with Zac right on my heels, until I turned a corner and ran into a hard chest. I prepared myself for a hard fall, when two muscular arms shot out, wrapping around my waist and crushing my body against theirs. "Hello, beautiful." The person said. I looked up to see a handsome boy, probably around seventeen also. His face looked oddly familiar and while trying to figure out why, I froze. His face was inching closer and closer to mine. I could feel his breath wash over my face as his lips was parted, only inches away from my face, eyes closing slightly, when suddenly a fierce growl shot out through the silence, that had my body tingling. In a flash I was out of the mysterious boy's hold and my hand instantly reached out to steady myself. I looked up to see Zac, pinning the boy by his throat, on a nearby wall. "Keep your filthy hands to yourself, she's MINE!!!!"He growled possessively. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My name is Jessica Matthews, i'm 17 and i'm a werewolf..not only that but the alpha's daughter.My life was perfect, i had an amazing family which consisted of my parents, my older brother Jared and I, I had a wonderful bestfriend, Stacey and, even though he wasn't my mate, a perfect boyfriend, Dylan, or at least i thought so, until one night he does something unforgivable and my mate waltzes in as my knight in shining armor. But what happens when Dylan won't let me go so easily and insists that i'm his. It also does nothing to help the fact that my mate is possessive and won't let anyone have what's his. Follow me on this journey of love, lust, hurt and betrayal...and hopefully...A HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!

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