Corona Creative Writing Piece

Once finding out that kids had a lower risk of getting the coronavirus, the adults entrusted their children to be the ones to go out and buy groceries. Little did they know the chaos to be ensued by their decisions...

I made this in April of 2020 and finished in September-ish. It is very cringey but it was supposed to be a thing for me and my friends to enjoy and then laugh about later.
Please enjoy and don't take things too seriously! It isn't accurate (obviously) and was supposed to be comedic.

Rankings (if it means anything to anyone):

#20 in COVID-19
#33 in humorous
#46 in coronavirus
#3 in howdotagswork (lol still don't know how they work)
#3 in oldwork