||NOT NATURAL|| [Supernatural Fanfic]

'Dean, that is not going to be a SALT circle.'

'It's salt adjacent.'

'You wanna use Cheeto dust.'

'Yeah, well, we're outta salt and the ghost's not exactly gonna wait while you coupon.'

'Dean, you cannot exorcise evil with processed cheese.'

'Says who?'

'SAYS CENTURIES OF OCCULT HISTORY.'

'If I walk out there and find a ghost eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos, I'm killing BOTH of you Winchesters.'

'See, Sam? Piper believes in me.'

'She told she will KILL us.'

'Yeah, but like...supportively.'