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Sarcastic Book

pluvio-nyctophile

Reads 134,066
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Reads 134,066
Votes 5,034
Parts 200
Time 21m

pluvio-nyctophile

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Sarcasm is a skill that anybody can learn but you gotta be witty too.
Vote if you laughed or atleast grinned.
Leave a comment if you really enjoyed it.
It's just fictional, nothing so special.
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