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Sarcastic Book

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LECTURES 133,745
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Parties 200
Durée 21m

LECTURES 133,745
Votes 5,034
Parties 200
Durée 21m

pluvio-nyctophile

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Sarcasm is a skill that anybody can learn but you gotta be witty too.
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It's just fictional, nothing so special.
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Jokes Hahaha, écrit par Beckybassey

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Who r u?, écrit par Mystiq_Mystery

"WAIT" what ._. "Ur a girl right?" nO iM a 50 yr oLd mAn tRyInG tO gEt iNtO uR pAnTs :/ "that last part was so unecessary"

The Wrong Number ✓, écrit par PurpleStreak

"Is this Domino's?" "No, it's not." "Are you sure?" "Yes. I think you've got the wrong number." "On the contrary, for once I think I've got the right one." [ in which two people meet due to one insufferable sister's and one best friend's revenge ] Started: 12th May 2017 Completed: 13th June 2017

Dysarthria | Dialogue Story ✔, écrit par HappyEndingWriter

Dys • ar • thri • a difficult or unclear articulation speech that is otherwise linguistically normal - Doubt it? How do you know this blossoming friendship won't turn into something more? Cuz that kind of stuff only happens in Wattpad books. Someone texting or calling the wrong number, they fall in love, meet in person, confess their undying love for each other, happily ever after, the end. Too cliché. Even for me. - Gracie Summers was born with a brain injury which led to dysarthria. She hardly every spoke to anyone outside her family, and even then, she used short sentences. When she receives a text from the wrong number, will she develop feelings for him or succumb to the threats from the girl whose number he was supposed to text that night? {EDITED COMPLETE BY ME / @JULIE_PROOFEDIT } Word count // 20,000 Word count (after editing) // 50,000+ #15 / 26.1K stories in 'truestory' tag {7/21/2022} #1 / 44.5K stories in 'nonfiction' tag {5/17/22} #1 / 302K stories in 'shortstory' tag {5/27/22} #1 / 168K stories in 'call' tag {8/6/22} #1 / 132K stories in 'short' tag {6/8/22} #1 / 186K stories in 'comedy' tag {7/21/24} #8 / 238K stories 'funny' tag {7/22/24}

The Number On The Napkin, écrit par LunaFlore

"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.

frosted, écrit par fermatas

"why are you back again?" "donut worry about that." "..." "..." "did you just-" "yup." #9 in short story [081217]

take a joke, écrit par koala_bearCx

this book is made to give you a laugh inside and out. on a bad day sad day happy day even a busy or boring day... if this makes you feel better or laugh comment if you want hah I dont really mind if you dont.. take your mind off life and read if your a book worm :p c: I really love it when people laugh or are happy because that vibe goes to everyone around them relax, get comfortable, and read as yoyr heart desires

The Boyfriend Games {Complete | Book One}, écrit par BlueDanceLover

"You signed me up for what?" I shrieked at her. My best friend, who had volunteered me to test a new game that she wanted to make videos out of. A game that took ten girls and ten guys and forced them to become a couple. But the guys had to go around and choose who they wanted to try and date, to court and try to swoon. A twisted form of the bachelor or the bachelorette. A way of trying to force love. And she had written my name down without my permission. "It's called The Boyfriend Games," she giggled. "We're gonna find you some love." •~• I gasped looking up at the sincerity in his eyes. "I mean it. The other girls not only dolled their looks up, but they all put on a phony façade. The personality and laughter I see from them is all fake. But you... you only show what's real, no matter how different your appearance is. You're still the same Thera that you were before this started." Chewing on my lip I looked up at him and took a deep breath before my reply. "I really have to pee." •~• Started: Jan. 2015 Finished: July 2015

Randomness, écrit par threateningfeet

Do you ever just want to literally laugh out loud for no reason at all? Or maybe, you just want to enjoy a good joke! Well, say no more, because my book, "Randomness", is just what you need! Read these awesome chapters and feel the laughter emerge! Filled with funny jokes, hilarious experiences and even riddles, this book will make you laugh your freaking butt off! Hopefully... Heeheehee.

Coffee & Cats | ✔, écrit par taledust

"I may work here, but that doesn't mean I drink coffee." "Why?" "Well, why dont you like cats?" "I'm allergic to cats." "Then, let's just say I'm allergic to coffee." #5 in Short Story [7/15/16] Book Three From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved

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take a joke cover

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Randomness cover

Coffee & Cats | ✔ cover

Jokes Hahaha

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