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Fake Park Episode 1: Potholes and Gnomes (South Park)

CaptainCucumber14

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Reads 75
Votes 13
Parts 13
Time 1h 4m

CaptainCucumber14

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(This series begins after the events of the vaccine special! I would recommend watching it before continuing!)

After the death of their teacher the boys split up not long after Kyle, Stan, and Kenny get back together leaving out Cartman. Cartman is being ignored by everyone at the school because he is blamed for the death of the beloved teacher. What happens when Cartman is desperate for attention? (The book is better than the description.) 

This basically the fake South Park.

Warnings: Neglect, verbal abuse, drug abuse, addiction, alcoholism, violence, a lot of murder, mild gore, swearing, smutty parts, kinks, uses the word rape (Oops! I mean involuntary penetration), hippies, nose sucking, unedited, blackmail, OOC moments (Sorry emotions), isolation, BDSM, diaper bondage, strained relationships, homophobia, Sheila is big fat bitch, Creek, antisemitism, and attempts of comedy which I only laugh at.

I don't own the characters or South Park, but I own the story.

Cover art by me.All Rights Reserved

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"I'm not lying." Cartman x Kyle by Spacelover_2

[Book 7] You do not need to read any book before this for it to make sense. "I'm trying to make a realistic Kyman book. So, Cartman will be a psycho, and Kyle will be preachy. Don't expect any genuine fluff. This is kind of a joke book; it will not take itself seriously. ---------------- Cartman and Kyle hate each other; however, they stay friends. No one knows why. Why won't they leave each other? Well, they both have their reasons, reasons that would cause everyone huge confusion. Kyle likes Cartman, believing he can be better; he has seen it before. And Cartman is, not romantically, obsessed with Kyle, living to make his life horrible. However, one day, Cartman hatches a plan to gather dirt on Kyle after overhearing Kyle rant about him. Taking advantage of this crush, will he destroy Kyle's life by spilling more secrets, or will he learn how to love genuinely?"

Flying Solo {Completed} by saltwater-veins

Butters Stotch was in love with Wendy Testaburger, obsessed. One night Butters died and when Wendy learns, she stops talking. Six months later Mr. Garrison is sick and nobody shows up to teach them. What happened when Mr. Garrison's eighth grade class decides to run the class by themselves for an entire day? What happens when it so happens to be Eric Cartman's last day in South Park Middle School because he's moving to Hawaii?

●Back to Cool●~ A Stan x Kyle fic~ ☆Covers not mine☆ by HappymealSappymeal

Kyle Broflovski goes about his life any other way. He does above average in school. It's not enough. He cares about his future. It's not enough. He quit his social life to focus on school. It's not enough. He doesn't mind it to much. He stopped friends with his super best friend since 3rd grade, Stan Marsh. To focus on himself. Stan Marsh, he fucked up with Kyle and now he only has a handful of friends. None of them are like Kyle. They both just want thier lives back. {Contains attempted suicide, self harm, and alcohol use.}

Faking it by southparkfan6969

You find out your boyfriend is cheating on you by overhearing a group of boys talking in class. Your heart breaks as you decide to get payback with the help of a new friend. Kyle broflovsky x reader Girl reader (She/her)

A Fixer Upper [Kenny x Reader] by E_Gamer_In_Space

You return to South Park after leaving for 5 years for reasons you rather not talk about. Your closest friends were Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman (you think) and Kenny McCormick. Though when you left everyone was still together but now in your freshman year of high school you return to find them all separated and changed. You try to get them all back even if it's only for a few days, though it's harder then you think. -------------------------- Hey! I have never done a reader fanfic before! So please understand if it sucks. Also this story does have a sad topic in it. It's nothing like suicide or stuff like that but it is still sad. I honestly don't know how else to describe it with out any spoilers. Well please enjoy! (Don't own Cover)

Forever {Kyle Broflovski x Reader} by southparkfan669

Ambitious. Nerdy. Respectful. Kyle Broflovski is the top student in school. He studies hard and is the captain of the school's basketball team. He's smart, athletic, and handsome. A combination that would make any girl interested. But every time a girl shows him any interest (or he shows interest in a girl), Cartman takes things into his own hands to ruin Kyle's relationships. So when he develops new feelings for a girl he has known all his life, he keeps his feelings for her hidden from his friends. Not just because of Cartman's schemes, but also because she is considered off-limits and could destroy his friendship with his best friend. Then there is the fact that her best friend is in love with her, too. She is everything he wants in a girl. It's a bonus that she is absolutely stunning. How could he not fall for her? ∘₊✧───────────────✧₊∘ Beautiful. Kind. Flirty. Y/n Marsh is a girl any boy would dream to be with. The one catch, she's got two overprotective brothers-her best friend is practically a second brother to her-that scare off anyone dumb enough to approach her. That doesn't really matter since she doesn't care about dating while still in school. All she wants is to finish high school with decent grades and make fun memories with her best friend. Plans change when she asks her brother's best friend for help in their English class. As they grow closer, her admiration for the boy turns into real genuine feelings. How will her brother react to this news? And why is her best friend suddenly acting strange? TWs: Swearing, attempted SA, sexual content, ect. [Recommend Age: 16+] [Word Count: 66,236] Previously Titled: Everything Has Changed

You belong to me ~style~(Completed) by EG0ISTK1LL

"Maybe I'll forgive you Maybe you'll try We should be happy together forever You and I" - Kyle has always thought his life was perfect,he's had his best friends by his side since he could remember and has had a loving family which is dear to him.To him he wouldn't want anything to change,but it did once he figured he was in fact gay and in love with his perfect straight best friend and south parks football hero,Stan marsh. The problem is that not only is he straight but he's had a girlfriend since freshman year,the cheer captain Wendy testsaburger. In this cliche,will Kyle keep his feeling hidden or will he follow his heart and forgive Stan for leaving him and his friends in the dust for popularity?

He's Blue (Firkle x Ike) (Completed) by Trash_fire06

A lonely goth kid, named Firkle, in high school is constantly bullied by everyone for who he is, well everyone but one boy. A popular boy, named Ike, who was able to befriend Firkle and grown to like him more than just friends, Firkle as well feels the same way. But will they ever confess their feelings or will it drive them crazy. I do not own South Park or anything else in the book! All the credit go to the owners, I'm just writing a story!

I Need You . . [A Bunny Fanfic.] (kennyxbutters) by buttersxkennyy

Everything seems to be normal for everybody in South Park for once. Everything seems to be in the ordinary, school is more bearable, Butters and Kenny's friendship is growing stronger.. But this doesn't change the fact that Kenny's home life is shitty. His parents are constantly arguing, and there's no food in the fridge. Unable to do anything to get money and shy about asking people at school for a portion of their lunch, Kenny slowly starves and desperation for food kicks in. The desperation he feels will soon become a mistake.

South Park - Framed by southparkfan816

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"I'm not lying." Cartman x Kyle

[Book 7] You do not need to read any book before this for it to make sense. "I'm trying to make a realistic Kyman book. So, Cartman will be a psycho, and Kyle will be preachy. Don't expect any genuine fluff. This is kind of a joke book; it will not take itself seriously. ---------------- Cartman and Kyle hate each other; however, they stay friends. No one knows why. Why won't they leave each other? Well, they both have their reasons, reasons that would cause everyone huge confusion. Kyle likes Cartman, believing he can be better; he has seen it before. And Cartman is, not romantically, obsessed with Kyle, living to make his life horrible. However, one day, Cartman hatches a plan to gather dirt on Kyle after overhearing Kyle rant about him. Taking advantage of this crush, will he destroy Kyle's life by spilling more secrets, or will he learn how to love genuinely?"