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Fake Park Episode 1: Potholes and Gnomes (South Park)

CaptainCucumber14

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Reads 99
Votes 13
Parts 13
Time 1h 4m

CaptainCucumber14

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(This series begins after the events of the vaccine special! I would recommend watching it before continuing!)

After the death of their teacher the boys split up not long after Kyle, Stan, and Kenny get back together leaving out Cartman. Cartman is being ignored by everyone at the school because he is blamed for the death of the beloved teacher. What happens when Cartman is desperate for attention? (The book is better than the description.) 

This basically the fake South Park.

Warnings: Neglect, verbal abuse, drug abuse, addiction, alcoholism, violence, a lot of murder, mild gore, swearing, smutty parts, kinks, uses the word rape (Oops! I mean involuntary penetration), hippies, nose sucking, unedited, blackmail, OOC moments (Sorry emotions), isolation, BDSM, diaper bondage, strained relationships, homophobia, Sheila is big fat bitch, Creek, antisemitism, and attempts of comedy which I only laugh at.

I don't own the characters or South Park, but I own the story.

Cover art by me.All Rights Reserved

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Forever {Kyle Broflovski x Reader} by southparkfan669

Ambitious. Nerdy. Respectful. Kyle Broflovski is the top student in school. He studies hard and is the captain of the school's basketball team. He's smart, athletic, and handsome. A combination that would make any girl interested. But every time a girl shows him any interest (or he shows interest in a girl), Cartman takes things into his own hands to ruin Kyle's relationships. So when he develops new feelings for a girl he has known all his life, he keeps his feelings for her hidden from his friends. Not just because of Cartman's schemes, but also because she is considered off-limits and could destroy his friendship with his best friend. Then there is the fact that her best friend is in love with her, too. She is everything he wants in a girl. It's a bonus that she is absolutely stunning. How could he not fall for her? ∘₊✧───────────────✧₊∘ Beautiful. Kind. Flirty. Y/n Marsh is a girl any boy would dream to be with. The one catch, she's got two overprotective brothers-her best friend is practically a second brother to her-that scare off anyone dumb enough to approach her. That doesn't really matter since she doesn't care about dating while still in school. All she wants is to finish high school with decent grades and make fun memories with her best friend. Plans change when she asks her brother's best friend for help in their English class. As they grow closer, her admiration for the boy turns into real genuine feelings. How will her brother react to this news? And why is her best friend suddenly acting strange? TWs: Swearing, attempted SA, sexual content, ect. [Recommend Age: 16+] [Word Count: 66,236] Previously Titled: Everything Has Changed

Nice Guy {Kyle Broflovski x Reader} by simpee9000

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

Please Kyle.... by VictoriousUnicorn

Stan and Kyle have been SBF's for a long time. When Stan confesses his feelings, will Kyle's condition get worse or will his life get back on track. What will happen to the two boys and will they be together forever? Warning includes Boy X Boy action, adult language, depression, gayness, smut and lemons. I do not own South Park or anything from it. Please enjoy! :D ~V.U.

I Need You . . [A Bunny Fanfic.] (kennyxbutters) by DandicusDancifer_

Everything seems to be normal for everybody in South Park for once. Everything seems to be in the ordinary, school is more bearable, Butters and Kenny's friendship is growing stronger.. But this doesn't change the fact that Kenny's home life is shitty. His parents are constantly arguing, and there's no food in the fridge. Unable to do anything to get money and shy about asking people at school for a portion of their lunch, Kenny slowly starves and desperation for food kicks in. The desperation he feels will soon become a mistake.

Catching Feelings (Style fanfic) by Stylovskii

The summer holidays are over and the boys are starting 11th Grade. The four are still as close as ever and everything seems relatively normal in South Park. That is until Kyle notices unexplainable feelings developing towards his super best friend... There is a bit of Stendy near the start. There will be strong language. It is South Park after all. ;) Also in later chapters, there may be some sexual moments (not full on smut, I'm too awkward for that. xD) (May edit the description and come up with a better title later on.)

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Unspeakable Love (Stan Marsh X Reader) by Partysam

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Call It What You Want To - Style by jealucs

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Forever {Kyle Broflovski x Reader} cover

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●Back to Cool● (Stan x Kyle) cover

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