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Fake Park Episode 1: Potholes and Gnomes (South Park)

CaptainCucumber14

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Reads 67
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Parts 13
Time 1h 4m

CaptainCucumber14

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(This series begins after the events of the vaccine special! I would recommend watching it before continuing!)

After the death of their teacher the boys split up not long after Kyle, Stan, and Kenny get back together leaving out Cartman. Cartman is being ignored by everyone at the school because he is blamed for the death of the beloved teacher. What happens when Cartman is desperate for attention? (The book is better than the description.) 

This basically the fake South Park.

Warnings: Neglect, verbal abuse, drug abuse, addiction, alcoholism, violence, a lot of murder, mild gore, swearing, smutty parts, kinks, uses the word rape (Oops! I mean involuntary penetration), hippies, nose sucking, unedited, blackmail, OOC moments (Sorry emotions), isolation, BDSM, diaper bondage, strained relationships, homophobia, Sheila is big fat bitch, Creek, antisemitism, and attempts of comedy which I only laugh at.

I don't own the characters or South Park, but I own the story.

Cover art by me.All Rights Reserved

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Lullaby. by VictoriousUnicorn

Basic story. Kyle went missing in 4th grade and Stan has forgot about him. When Kyle comes back to South park, Stan doesn't recognize him. Warning includes Boy X Boy action, adult language and gayness. I do not own any songs in the story. I do not own South Park or anything from it. Please enjoy! :D ~V.U.

South Park: Senior Year by Lil_mushro0m

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●Back to Cool●~ A Stan x Kyle fic~ ☆Covers not mine☆ by HappymealSappymeal

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Forever {Kyle Broflovski x Reader} by southparkfan669

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Unspeakable Love (Stan Marsh X Reader) by Partysam

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