It doesn't really make sense that the world's biggest pop star would be best friends with the music critic who routinely drags his Metacritic score down, but sometimes these things happen. In all honesty, it's pretty amusing... but lately, neither Tedros nor Agatha have been find it the least bit funny. See, Tedros may have blown it. Somehow. (Agatha knows how.) So there's that. And a million other things besides. ...they're kind of doomed, actually.