Johannehsbureggandey III, aka Jo, teaches some incompetent children at an even more incompetent school, all while battling the forces of Things That Hate Bricks™. WARNING: this story contains many brick. Also plot holes. But mostly brick.
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If you want to learn to brick, what should you learn in school? Or what if you have to be one of the bricks who brick?
Then you must be studying at Brick School in this poorly written story and learn one elemental skill.
Jo is a new teacher, teaching very horrible students-Coupon Man, Shapeshifter, Tenebriskull, Shourhegathen IV and Microwave-preparing them to be brick. They learn their individual elemental skills and leave on a journey for brick. Many lame things happen, and they also encounter boring situations. Will they achieve their goal of brick and overcome Lucifer, who wants to beat people up and be evil for no reason?
Brick School is a story before our earth was bricked, even the whole brickiverse. So it must be another world and 'Brick School' is also in the place we've never experienced. I have no idea what those last two sentences meant but they sounded cool. You can not learn how to involve in this school from reading this because this story doesn't teach anything. You can also realise that this other world is very closely connected with our world. But it has more bricks and plot convenience. That is the brick. We could be brick, and we will be brick. Vaguely menacing, but okay.
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A parody of the book Elemental School: The Door of Dimensions by Qedem J Nesher. Well, at least for the first three chapters, because the rest is behind a horrid smelly prickly paywall and I'm too broke to buy it. After that, it steals plot points (includes spoilers) from Hunter x Hunter, but not in the "making-fun-of-it" way because I'm a very fair person who treats all stories equally. Also Hunter x Hunter is best anime, but Zunter z Zunter is better.
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