I Want To SCARE Normal People

I think I speak for all of us when I say that best friends are retarded. Insane even. That's why we love them so much, they make us feel good about ourselfs. And nothing can make you feel better than excepting the person who you truly are.

I, Mary Christmas am therefore proud to say that I'm best friends with Judy Halloween. Even though, she has been accused of torture and murder. But like we came to the conclusion before: "All our best friends turn out to be insane."