"Hi! I'm Sameer Morgan and I'm a 17 year old high school student. I'm a bit of a klutz... and some people might say I'm a hopeless romantic--or whatever. One day, this talking (yeah girl, they be talking in whole English) cat named Luna told me to say some shit that transformed me into a half naked warrior and told me I had to fight actual demons. And here I thought that fighting racism, homophobia, and toxic DL niggas in this hating ass country was a lot..."