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[discontinued]- ...Wait what? by sunsettia

Well, everyone important in Teyvat gets yeeted to watch the future It's my first fic, so please tell me what you think! p.s. I do not own Genshin Impact or any of the characters.

一 To Survive As A Carefree Fungi! (๑·̀ㅂ·́)و✧ by autumncoldintheair

: ̗̀➛ Passing out while studying for your exams was one thing- ╰┈➤ But where did this blue menu screen come from?! ▷ [ Welcome to Genshin Impact! We hope you enjoy your stay! (≧▽≦) ] ❝ And how long is my stay? ❞ ▷ [ .. (σ'∀')σ ♪ﾟ Forever! ] ❝ What?! ❞ ▷ [ Your main quest has been initiated: A Fung-tastic Adventure! ＼(^o^)／] ❝ How is being a tiny fungi, fantastic?!! ❞ → Or in which (Y/N) gets thrown into their favourite game as some weak fungi, meanwhile trying to survive the painful reality of being at the bottom of the food chain! Fun! → GN! Reader bc I never see any. → Platonic relationships only bc no one's banging a fungi on my watch. → And yes, those who know; this is partly inspired by SVSSS and many other transmigration stories. First published - Dec 3rd of 2022 I do not own Hoyoverse and or Genshin Impact. Credits go to the game.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙊𝙛 𝙏𝙚𝙫𝙮𝙖𝙩 ~𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟 × 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣~ by Somya-lotus

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐬𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐢'𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐲𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚.... ❝𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰...❞

Genshin one shots by iexisto_o

Why? Cause I'm currently in love with genshin and is probably too into it but still Also yes Mostly fluff and some shmut :D Help (Never mind, I lied, it's mostly shmut and lesser fluff now ?)

𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒? by unknowncharacter6608

❝ You wowed as you stared in awe, " it's so pretty!" You leaned in to Childe pointing at the bright colours. While you admired the illuminations Childe stared at you in admiration. " very pretty", was all he replied, but he wasn't talking about the fireworks. ❞ 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐀𝐔 ⚠️ ❅ೃ ∞. [ y/n] has the insufferable curse of being the second choice, but it isn't until a ginger enters her life to save her from her misery. 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐎𝐂𝐔𝐒 : enemies to lovers and fake dating [ 𝐈 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ] 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 : 21/2/23 • 1 in childexreader stories 5/2/23 • 1 in yae miko stories 26/3/23 • 1 in zhonglixreader stories 26/3/23 • 1 in genshincharacters 25/6/23 • 1 in tartagliaxreader stories 1/7/23 • 1 in tartaglia stories 20/8/23 • 1 in genshinfanfics 4/10/23 • 1 in traveller 31/3/24 • 1 in tartaglia

New Path, New World [Book 1] by FropDaFriend

Fantasies and adventures. Those things were what I would usually dream of whenever I'm bored. However, for SOME REASONS, the Gods, or Archons, noticed my hyperfixation on them and decided to bring me to somewhere related. The worst part? It was when I was having a GOOD NAP. The possible best part? Those gods and all decided to transport me to the Genshin world. Pretty epic if ya ask me. The weird part? Other people went inside that world before and after me. The concerning part? Everyone from outside of Teyvat has a limit to their stay, and if they don't go back home before that limit hits, then they'll be stuck forever. The more concerning part? The limit is ALWAYS different for others, including me. The question is: Will the others and I go back home before our different time limits hit? Or will all of us be stuck in the Genshin world? Me: This story isn't really taken seriously, so if you readers see some weird stuff going on, just - don't call it a bad story and all, this is merely just because of me being bored and, ya know, bored. Let others do their things here in Wattpad, meaning don't judge those who does differently here in this app. Please, it sounds so stupid for me. Anyways...hope ya peeps like dis :> (Also, note that if I mention an OC, I will say so. If not, then it's either canon character, or that it's an in-real-life person) This is COMPLETELY originally mine, so if this story is possibly in another app or with another user, a report should really happen. Genshin Impact doesn't belong to me. It belongs to Hoyoverse. Started: Around August of 2022 Ended/Discontinued: 30th November of 2022 [Warning: This is a story made by a child so if you don't wanna read something from a literal child then I suggest not reading this. Thank you]

soulless vessel | genshin impact x f.reader by -OrchidBloom

"i am not and will never be raiden makoto, I know that." the vessel blinked slowly, her eyes devoid of shimmer and her gaze fixed upon the defeated electro archon kneeling before her. the air around them felt thick, oppressive, and the silence hung heavy, only broken by the sharp, laboured breaths that escaped her own lips. breathing had become something she did out of instinct..like a human. were she not a mere vessel, the very essence of this realm would have surely overwhelmed her, the suffocating atmosphere and the stale, lifeless air enough to send her into unconsciousness. "but," she whispered, her voice fragile, "could you at least see me... as y/n?" ___ 𝗆𝗈𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗍𝖺𝖽𝗍 𝖺𝗋𝖼: 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗅𝖾𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗍𝖺𝖽𝗍 main 𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗌: 𝖼omplete 𝗅𝗂𝗒𝗎e 𝖺𝗋𝖼: complete 𝗅𝗂𝗒𝗎e main 𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗌: complete i𝗇𝖺𝗓𝗎𝗆𝖺 𝖺𝗋𝖼: complete in𝖺𝗓𝗎𝗆𝖺 main 𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗌: complete 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝖾𝗋u 𝖺𝗋𝖼: current 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝖾𝗋u main 𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗌: fontaine arc: fontaine main extras: - -my first ff, please don't come at me. -under editing, first few parts being rewritten. -writing significantly improves after the first chapter. -a lot of y/n's backstory revolves around ocs. -cover art by me! -please don't steal my idea I worked hard on this T-T -fun fact, this y/n is based on an oc named yinghua. published: january 20, 2023 status: ongoing I do not own genshin impact, obviously. current word count: 204,900 [rounded down] #1 in genshinimpact

UNSPOKEN | scaramouche by txtaer

you're holding me and holding back. | 暗黙の a scaramouche x reader au where you experience your first heartbreak. as you try to move on just like any other person would do, fate, or the devil in this case, has other plans. what's in it for the both of you when you uncover the unspoken truth? "i can't believe i dated a bowl cut." "at least i still look pretty." ✦ college au. (modern) ✦ third person pov ✦ reader uses she/her pronouns ✦ mostly humour and angst started: 2023/01/11 ended: 2023/04/13 ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ 2023/01/16 ─ #1 in mona 2023/01/26 ─ #2 in wanderer 2023/01/28 ─ #1 in xiao 2023/02/05 ─ #1 in ayato 2023/02/06 ─ #3 in genshin 2023/02/21 ─ #2 in hutao 2023/03/05 ─ #1 in ayaka 2023/03/12 ─ #2 in angst 2023/03/31 ─ #2 in xingqiu 2023/05/04 ─ #1 in thoma 2023/05/14 ─ #1 in zhongli 2023/05/27 ─ #2 in genshin impact 2023/07/29 ─ #1 in kunikuzushi 2023/10/16 ─ #1 in childe 2023/10/29 ─ #1 in alhaitham

Water's Serenity (Furina X Fem Reader) by Zrfay3

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[discontinued]- ...Wait what?

Well, everyone important in Teyvat gets yeeted to watch the future It's my first fic, so please tell me what you think! p.s. I do not own Genshin Impact or any of the characters.