Super Mario... Stuff (An Ask Book)

Mario: Hello readers! It's-a me, Mario!

Cappy: And Cappy!

Mario: We're-a currently writing a fanfiction-a series called-a "Super Mario Shenanigans!", but we usually wanna take-a breaks every now and-a then.

Cappy: So what better way to spend some time off than by opening a QnA! That's kind of a cool way for you all to get to know us (somewhat) better. Go ahead, ask us anything! Dares, questions, where the heck we're at right now, you name it!

Mario: Oh! But-a DON'T-A ask us something that is-a nsfw. I know, there are-a some iterations that would include-a them, but this is-a NOT one of-a them.

Y/N: But what if I wanna ask for some shipping??

Mario: Well... shipping IS-A thing you fans-a mostly do, but for the sake of-a playing it-a safe, we can do ships that-a aren't in any-a way sibling x-a sibling, child x adult, or anything else that-a just... doesn't-a click too well with the majority. UNLESS SAID SHIPS ARE-A BRO-TPS,

Cappy: So yeah, don't expect the shipping to take a dark turn.