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The Boyfriend App by phenomenalpen

*Wattys 2018 Winner / Hidden Gems* CREATE YOUR OWN MR. RIGHT Weeks before Valentine's, seventeen-year-old Kate Lapuz goes through her first ever breakup, but soon she stumbles upon a mysterious new app called My Dream Boyfriend, an AI chatbot that has the ability to understand human feelings. Casually, she participates in the app's trial run but finds herself immersed in the empathic conversations with her customizable virtual boyfriend, Ecto. In a society both connected and alienated by technology, Kate suspects an actual secret admirer is behind Ecto. Could it be the work of the techie student council president Dion or has Kate really found her soulmate in bits of computer code? She decides to get to the bottom of the cutting-edge app. Her search for Ecto's real identity leads Kate to prom, where absolute knowledge comes with a very steep price.

Lovers Quarrel by MayGoddess

Paano kung ang isang 'playboy na monthly kung magpalit ng gf' at isang 'never been serious in any of her relationship' ay naging mag-BFGF? Para sa kanila ay laro lang ang relationship nila. Hindi nila napapansin na they were falling for each other na pala. At dahil ayaw nila itong aminin sa sarili nila, LQ lagi sila... Possible kayang magkaaminan pa sila?

Wanna Be Your Oppa - Published under Lifebooks by darnellij

High school pa sila ay paborito na si Kara na i-bully ni Sun Woo. She hates him for it! Lumalaban naman siya sa lalaki sa kahit na anong paraan na kaya niya. Sun Woo changes from a playful rich boy into a serious young businessman after being away from Kara for a long time. He only has one goal in life. Seven years passed by and their paths cross again. He musters his courage to tell her how he feels for her and wants to be her beloved oppa. However, it will not be easy to convince her.

Shush Series (Book 2) by lewdnotion_

I don't own this story credits to the rightful owner 🔞

CNBLUE: Reaching The Stars (PUBLISHED UNDER LIB) by whatprincesswants

CNBLUE... Ang bandang nagbigay saya, inspirasyon at nag-udyok sa dalawang babae na magtagumpay. These two girls were determined on reaching the stars... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them." Copyright © 2013 WhatPrincessWants. All Rights Reserved.

Macky's Fantasy by skrttt01

Kwentong puno ng kasabik-sabik at maiinit na tagpo sa buhay ni Macky, sa gulang niyang kinse anyos ay handa siyang makipaglaro sa init ng apoy. Hindi niya alintana ang kamalian sa mga desisyon niyang ginagawa, at marahil sa dugo niya dumadaloy ang makasalanan niyang lahi. - ‼️Rated Spg | R-18 | Minors is not allowed!‼️ Read at your own risk.

CAMPUS CRUSH 1 [Completed]√ by Ms_Rosa

Isang pribadong paaralan na kung saan maraming mga maloloko na estudyante at mga guro na ubod ng sungit. Dito magtatagpo ang landas ng isang lalaki at babae na nag ngangalang Xyren at Mina. Sa di inaasahang pagtatagpo ng kanilang landas mahuhulog ang loob ni Mina kay Xyren na laging tahimik at walang paki alam sa paligid, ang tanging pinag tutuunan lang palagi ang kapakanan ng kaniyang ina. At si Mina na walang ibang ginawa kundi ang mag papansin sa ninanais na lalaki. Paano nga ba mahuhulog ang damdamin ni Xyren, na syang hinahangaan ng buong campus dahil sa kakisigan at may gwapong mukha. Ang isang ordinaryong babae na isa lamang sa mga taga hanga nya.

First And Forever by TheKnightQueen

Pheem and Chant have been married for six years. During that year, she never received love from Chant because the only woman he loves is her stepsister, who suddenly disappeared. When her stepsister came back. Chant didn't hesitate to divorce Pheem and deny the unborn child she was carrying. After a year, their fate cross again. When Chant learned the truth about the child he denied years ago. He decides to get back his family. However, how will he do that if Pheem is now married to the man named Noryan, a famous and skilled surgeon? TheKnightQueen 🍀

The Doctor Series #1 : My New Life is You by ArishaBlissa

When Sychelle Dayle Fernandez, the love of Hideo Canliagn's life, passed away, his world shattered. A part of him died with her, leaving a void that no amount of success could fill. As the owner and lead surgeon of HC Medical City, Hideo threw himself into his work, determined to escape the pain that haunted him. Years later, a woman with the same name-Sychelle-enters his hospital. She's different, yet something about her awakens feelings Hideo thought he'd buried forever. Is she the key to healing his broken heart, or is he chasing a ghost of the past?

The Subway (Now Available on Amazon!) (Unedited Version on Wattpad) by Jae-Jae

~ AVAILABLE ON AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/dp/164434193X ~ She hated riding the subway. It was cramped, smelled, and the seats were extremely uncomfortable to sit on for hours on end. Now add a group of crazy mask-wearing, weapon-wielding, maniacs to the ever growing list of reasons why Gemma hated riding the subway. Gemma Conners is your average eighteen year old and for the past two years she's been riding the subway to and from school with no problem. She always expected the same ol' same ol'. Cramped spaces, hard seats, and perverts staring her up and down and "accidentally" bumping into her and blaming it on the train as it jostled people into one another. Never did she expect a group of masked men to rush in and hold everyone onboard hostage, demanding that they all play along with their sick and twisted idea of a "game". It was either that or die. To add on to her ever growing list of problems, one of the passengers onboard just so happens to be Archer Daniels, your typical high school "heartthrob" and Gemma's classmate. Her day just kept getting better and better. With Gemma's luck, she'd be lucky if she lasted five minutes. Yep. She really hated the subway. *Book Cover Credit: Irah Marie* Thanks again for making such an AMAZING cover!❤️

Omega's Playtime by -Wuxie

Esmeray is a money-loving woman but hard-working person who have many jobs and barely sleeps. One night after leaving her last job, she got in a car accident. When she wakes up, she was startled to find herself in an unfamiliar world. What's worse is that she is in a different body and no longer Esmeray Delarenta, the girl who have multiple part time jobs and have 50k savings. She is now Leonia Arno, a depressed outcast of the pack, a daughter of an Alpha who doesn't even have a single penny on her bank account. But before she freaks out, Esmeray saw all of Leonia's memories and couldn't help but feel angry at how they treated the poor girl. So she decided to become Leonia Arno, this time she is no longer the bullied kid. She will become the villain of her enemy's lives.

PIKORUA (R18+) | COMPLETED by Eromenii

❌️ MATURE CONTENT ❌️ | one-shot | smut | mature | | bxg | g×g | bxb | random | People and their desires. Wildness. Secret. Lust. What does it take to give in to temptation? Different lives and a sneak peek of their weaknesses. Come and take a peek... _________ This story is written in Taglish. DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Characters, business, places, events and incidents are either the product of author's imagination or used in fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead or events is purely coincidental. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronics or mechanical including photocopying, recording or by any information storage and retrieval system, without written permission from the author. Plagiarism is a crime. Photo cover is not mine. Credits to the owner.

The Ruthless Mafia | ✔ by LucifersMinion

Alexander Vintalli is one of the most ruthless mafias of America. His name is feared all over America. The way people fear him and the way he has his empire spread all over makes him ruthless. He is know to be heartless monster famous for his ways of torture. Blue Andrews is a simple bartender in. She is really beautiful. She is a bartender at night and a store-worker by day. She works hard to earn and to survive. What happens when she crosses path with this monster. Everything about him screams danger to her and so she tries to run but he has no intentions of letting her go. Not now. Not Ever. He wants Blue for himself. Because after all these years he might have a heart which has started beating for her. But he knows he is not good enough for her.... But then Blue also falls for him and toghether they face their biggest enemies. Their past Demons. Beautiful cover by @Acaciairis Copyright 2016. Everything in this book belongs to me.

CAPTIVATED BY VASH CALVINDER by blue_in_night

Caroline Vixelle De Carlo, a 23-year-old woman, finds herself heartbroken after being dumped by her first boyfriend. Seeking solace, she drink alcohol, hoping it will numb her pain. However, fate has other plans for her. One fateful night, Caroline encounters a mysterious stranger named Adonis Vash Calvinder. Despite their initial unfamiliarity, there is an undeniable connection between them. In a whirlwind turn of events, they share an intimate moment. The next morning, Caroline wakes up to a shocking realization - she is no longer a virgin. Her memories of the encounter are hazy, with only fragments of the man's appearance imprinted in her mind - his arm adorned with tattoos and his hair a striking ash gray. Determined to uncover the identity of the man who took her virginity, Caroline embarks on a quest to find him. As Caroline grapples with her newfound pregnancy, she vows to hold the mysterious man accountable for his actions. Unbeknownst to her, the man has been silently observing her from afar, but he is unable to reveal himself due to undisclosed reasons. _________ Written in FILIPINO-ENGLISH story Revised (2021) All rights reserved october 2019 Written by Joanna Marie

Shush Series (Book 1) by lewdnotion_

This story is not mine credits to the rightful owner. 🔞

Luciano | Book I ✓ by taintedkissesxo

[BOOK ONE] [Completed] [Voted #1 Best Action Story in the 2019 Fiction Awards] Liam Luciano is one of the most feared men in all the world. At the young age of 18, he inherited the family name. 10 years later, the Luciano name is well known for its roll in the Mafia; along with two other families: The Costello's and The Corinelli's. But when a 21 year old is put on all three of the families radar, Luciano steps in the way, doing something he had never done before. Protect her. Through their own series of trials and tribulations, they learn how to love and how to trust. But most importantly, they learn that blood does not define family. - © 2015 taintedkissesxo * cover by thelucianoseries on instagram *

Hired To Love by JordanLynde

LIMITED TIME: Read this story chosen by Wattpadders like you and earn FREE Bonus Coins! From Jan 20 - Feb 2, enter to win 80 Coins with every 80 minutes of reading (15,000 Winners) *** Henley agrees to pretend to date millionaire Bennett Calloway for a fee, falling in love as she wonders - how is he involved in her brother's false conviction? ****** Henley Linden's brother is in jail for a crime he didn't commit, and she'll take any job to raise the money needed to free him. Soon, she's agreed to pretend to date millionaire Bennett Calloway for ten thousand dollars, so his mother will ease up the pressure on him to find a wife. But once Henley is enmeshed in Bennett's world, he falls for her, and she starts to have feelings for him as well. Despite her romance with Bennett, as she grows closer to the Calloways, Henley realizes they are somehow involved in her brother's conviction. Journeying deeper into a world of wealth and conspiracies, Henley is forced to rely on Bennett, though doing so could cost her everything. [[word count: 200,000-250,000 words]]

Ace by antoniawritess

[COMPLETE][EDITING] Ace Hernandez, the Mafia King, known as the Devil. Sofia Diaz, known as an angel. The two are arranged to be married, forced by their fathers, joining the two Mafia's. But Sofia eventually learns, even the devil was once an angel. Cover by @alluringathena *This book is more of a romance book than Mafia book and I hope you enjoyyy*

Forbidden by BLOCKpen_

This story is intended for reading purposes only and not my original work. I do not own the rights to this story. Please be aware it contains mature content and may not be suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised. You have been warned!!

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The Boyfriend App cover

Lovers Quarrel cover

Wanna Be Your Oppa - Published under Lifebooks cover

Shush Series (Book 2) cover

CNBLUE: Reaching The Stars (PUBLISHED UNDER LIB) cover

Macky's Fantasy cover

CAMPUS CRUSH 1 [Completed]√ cover

First And Forever cover

The Doctor Series #1 : My New Life is You cover

The Subway (Now Available on Amazon!) (Unedited Version on Wattpad) cover

Omega's Playtime cover

PIKORUA (R18+) | COMPLETED cover

The Ruthless Mafia | ✔ cover

CAPTIVATED BY VASH CALVINDER cover

Shush Series (Book 1) cover

Luciano | Book I ✓ cover

Hired To Love cover

Forbidden cover

The Boyfriend App

Wattys 2018 Winner / Hidden Gems CREATE YOUR OWN MR. RIGHT Weeks before Valentine's, seventeen-year-old Kate Lapuz goes through her first ever breakup, but soon she stumbles upon a mysterious new app called My Dream Boyfriend, an AI chatbot that has the ability to understand human feelings. Casually, she participates in the app's trial run but finds herself immersed in the empathic conversations with her customizable virtual boyfriend, Ecto. In a society both connected and alienated by technology, Kate suspects an actual secret admirer is behind Ecto. Could it be the work of the techie student council president Dion or has Kate really found her soulmate in bits of computer code? She decides to get to the bottom of the cutting-edge app. Her search for Ecto's real identity leads Kate to prom, where absolute knowledge comes with a very steep price.