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I Was Never Yours by JessGirl93

When Arianna marries billionaire Zach Price to save her family, she doesn't expect to fall in love with a man who'd always consider her a second choice. An unexpected turn of events brings the couple closer together, but can a marriage based on lies and deceit ever survive? ***** When Arianna's older sister, Olivia, decides to run away on the day of her wedding, Arianna is forced to take her place to save her family from ruin. But her new husband is angry, heartbroken, and seems to hate her guts. The cold, elusive billionaire Zach Price has never quite struck Arianna as the kind of man she'd want to spend her entire life with. She was more than content with her sweet, thoughtful boyfriend Noah, but when circumstances force them together, Zach and Arianna's hearts get entangled in a way she never saw coming. As the couple grows closer, they must battle the demons of their past and of the lives they left behind - especially when Olivia returns and decides she wants Zach all for herself. Content/Trigger Warning: This story contains scenes of violence and sexual abuse, and mentions abortion and miscarriage. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover designed by Ren Tachibana

Abused Little Mate by cxlol09

Aviana Dean wasn't loved since 6, she didn't know why but she didn't care she did as asked, abused everyday. What happens when one day the kick her out of her pack and she meets her mate Alpha. Ross Tyree Ross the most feared Alpha in all the land. His pack was built on ruthlessness and hardship. No rouge got on his land and made it alive for thirty seconds. What happens when the two are mate....

My Fake Boyfriend by ToTheExtreme95

He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "residential loser" of Redwood High, agrees to help Redwood High's player, Aaron Walker. How can she stop herself from falling for him? But it isn't all love and romance, Alexis has her own secret. Join them on the journey filled with jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated.

mine || yeonjun by oppaaar

"You can only belong to me." In which Choi Yeonjun of TxT is determined to make you his.

Running with His Child by ItsLayLayH

After being involved with a cold-hearted mafia boss, Robyn Lehman decides its time to run. Little did she know, she was carrying the future heir to his entire empire. Will he find her again? Or will she stay hidden forever? =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= He got up from the bed, pulling up his pants and not taking a glance at me. I lay in the sheets, still dazed by what we had just done. "Get up." He barks, making me jump a bit. I was confused beyond belief. Just moments ago he was making love to me... I did as he said, wrapping the loose sheet around my body, he continued to glare as I did so, and I made my way to his side of the bed. He held out a hand, an angry look on his face. "Don't. Just go. This was a mistake, and it won't happen again." He mutters coldly. I feel my face heating up and my eyes welling with tears. "Oh.." I stare at him, my emotions beginning to be hard to keep in. He laughs, shaking his head. "You thought I cared?" He let out a loud chuckle. "You mean nothing to me. Now go to your room, I don't want to see you in here again."

Being His Man OR Cupid Lady(Fujoshi)Completed💚 by Swal_Taw_May490

အစ်ကို၄ယောက်ကိုလင်ပေးစားမည့် နှမငယ် အလန်းဇယားဖူဂျီမတ်မတ်ငယ်လေးတစ်ယောက်အကြောင်း ဗိုလ်ဗိုလ့်ဘဝမှာ မဖြစ်နိုင်ဘူးဆိုတာမရှိစေရဘူး ဗိုလ်ဗိုလ့်ကိုကြိုက်တဲ့သူဆို သေချာပြီ အဲ့လူမကြာခင်ကွေးပြီဘဲ... S1=Ukeတစ်ယောက်၏ဖခင် ကိုအရင်ဖတ်ရှုနိုင်ပါကြောင်း Topလိုပြုမူနေထိုင်သည့် Bတစ်ယောက်အကြောင်း ☺ ကျွန်မကfujoshiပါမောင်❌ Being His Man OR Cupid Lady(Fujoshi)✔ Titleပြောင်းလိုက်ခြင်းအတွက်အဆင်မပြေလျှင်ကြိုတောင်းပန်ပါသည်။ ဇာတ်နဲ့ကိုက်အောင်ပါ *Started date= 24 September 2020* **Finished at 24 January2021**

Claimed by the Sicilian Mafia by jspruill1130

When Adalina is forced to marry the heir to Sicily's largest mafia, she's thrown into a tangled web of greed while navigating an electric attraction to her new husband. ***** Adalina Romano is tired of being manipulated by the men in her life. After her greedy uncle drags her halfway across the world to barter her in a deal between him and the heir to Sicily's largest mafia, the Cosa Nostra, she finds herself married to a man who makes her uncle look like a saint. She shouldn't be attracted to Vincent Salvatore, but Adalina cannot avoid his unforgiving stare nor deny the electrical charge she feels whenever they touch. Vincent sees Adalina as an obstacle in his fight for power, but soon has no choice but to keep her safe when they're caught in a war of dominance and greed. As Vincent's walls begin to slip, Adalina discovers a spark of light in his darkness, and once she's had a taste, she only wants more. When their spark turns into a fire, protecting Adalina amid one of the biggest mafia deals of Vincent's life means going against everything he's ever known, consequences be damned. Content Warning: contains violence and mature themes.

Come Back To Me: Mafia Romance (18+ Only) by alekseixx

Book Two in the I Am Not A Prostitute series. Warning: Mature Audiences Only!! -Strong Sexual Content -R-rated language -Adult situation #1 in Fiction on 1/10/23 #2 in Romance on 12/29/20 Book Two in the I Am Not A Prostitute series. *** Summary: "I hope you remember me. I hope you see something that reminds you of me. And I hope you smile and remember the memories we created together. And I hope your throat tightens up, and it finally hits you..." I felt a tear burning down my cheek "You never should have let me go." I slammed the phone down, my breathing was heavy, like someone was standing on my chest. I glanced outside, and stared at the rain that fell in sync with my tears. Come back to me, Sinister. *** Sinister Velkov was the leader of the Russian Mafia, after falling in love with a beautiful girl named Calla, he couldn't keep himself away. They fell in love, and got married. He thought he could protect her from the dangerous life of being a mob bosses wife. But he was wrong, no one is safe from the drugs, guns and death of organized crime. So he sent her away, hoping to keep her safe, promising to never see her again... Loving someone is a sacrifice, you give them the power to destroy you, and that's exactly what they do. Sinister Velkov was the Devil himself, but everyone knows...the Devil was once an angel. COMPLETED

𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬 | r.suna by leahrintarou

𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡, 𝐲/𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫. 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: chatfic, fluff, mature language, random ass jokes, fem reader, 𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐒 - 𝐑.𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐀 ߷ 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭: 6/2/21 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞: 12/13/22

The Bad Boy and My Cookie by ElaBearXx

I crossed my arms defiantly,"Listen here buddy, you either give back what's mine or we do this the hard way," I glared, my gaze not straying from his. That pack of cookies is mine and I'd be damned if I let it go without a fight. Without breaking eye contact, he let go of my pack of cookies letting it fall unto the ground before he gave it a harsh stomp. An amused expression crossed his face as he turned to look at me,"What are you gonna do about it tesoro?" He taunted. "I'd gladly show you," I sneered, before doing something that every typical female would do. Kicked him where the sun doesn't shine. Highest Ranking: #1 in TeenFiction (9/26/2020) #1 in Jokes (11/16/2020) #1 in Skittles (2/13/2021) #1 in Cookies (3/4/21) This is the Rewritten Version of The Bad Boy and My Cookie. Copyright 2020 ©ElaBearXx. All Rights Reserved.

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I Was Never Yours cover

Abused Little Mate cover

My Fake Boyfriend cover

mine || yeonjun cover

Running with His Child cover

Being His Man OR Cupid Lady(Fujoshi)Completed💚 cover

Claimed by the Sicilian Mafia cover

Come Back To Me: Mafia Romance (18+ Only) cover

𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬 | r.suna cover

The Bad Boy and My Cookie cover

I Was Never Yours

When Arianna marries billionaire Zach Price to save her family, she doesn't expect to fall in love with a man who'd always consider her a second choice. An unexpected turn of events brings the couple closer together, but can a marriage based on lies and deceit ever survive? ***** When Arianna's older sister, Olivia, decides to run away on the day of her wedding, Arianna is forced to take her place to save her family from ruin. But her new husband is angry, heartbroken, and seems to hate her guts. The cold, elusive billionaire Zach Price has never quite struck Arianna as the kind of man she'd want to spend her entire life with. She was more than content with her sweet, thoughtful boyfriend Noah, but when circumstances force them together, Zach and Arianna's hearts get entangled in a way she never saw coming. As the couple grows closer, they must battle the demons of their past and of the lives they left behind - especially when Olivia returns and decides she wants Zach all for herself. Content/Trigger Warning: This story contains scenes of violence and sexual abuse, and mentions abortion and miscarriage. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover designed by Ren Tachibana