Suffer Dear (countryhumans)

"This is the fourth funeral this month. Did you ever think my friends were this stupid?"

"Don't say that Japan, have at least some respect for your friends."

"But what's causing all of this?"

"Who knows, it could be The Fates, maybe God, but does that count if both are myths?"

He sighed, "No, God has an explanation as to why Germany decided to be an idiot" He stood up and brushed himself off, "I'm heading back home, alright?"

"Alright, see you later."