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The Billionaire Commits Tax Fraud 🥰

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Reads 891
Votes 69
Parts 3
Time 9m

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*sequel to the billionaire's billionaire

Adam is a billionaire who hasn't exactly technically completely been paying his taxes to the US government. Romeo is a jaded, hardened drug lord who doesn't believe in love and also is guilty of war crimes and so much more. 

At Folger's maximum security prison, romance blooms, like yellow wildflowers springing out of the cracks of the sidewalk of a pathetic makeshift basketball court. That is, if Romeo doesn't murder Adam first. 

Will things work out for the bad boy and the worse boy????

Huh?? Will they? Is there even a point to life. Like why are we all here anyway. Sjdfkaljfsd bitch i literally hate myself

Come friends. Join me in yet another shitfest of a book and bid goodbye to your surviving brain cells.

Disclaimer: The Author is also not responsible for any loss of will to live

Thank you @panickedsociety for the cover!!All Rights Reserved

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(BOOK 1 OF MAFIA LOVE SERIES) [COMPLETED & EDITING] * "Arie," he whispered, his smile dropping as he closed the distance between us. "I'm sor..." My right hand met his left cheek brutally, stopping all that he had to say. "How dare you?" I hissed, landing another smack on the same spot. "How could you do this to me?" I raised my hand up again to place another one, but he caught my wrist before I could do so. "Plan your next move very carefully," he spoke in a low, belligerent tone tightening his grip on my wrist, daring me to slap him again. Pain jolted from the area, forcing tears to sting at the corner of my eyes. "Or what?" I scowled at him. "You don't want to find out." He took a step closer, staring into my eyes. "And don't tempt me!" * Today was the day it all started. Everything began to fall apart. It twisted me, threw me against the wall, and ripped my sanity and innocence to shreds. I never thought I'd go through it, but there I was in the middle of it all. Arie Noelle is a wise, strong-willed girl with a good heart, but a misfortunate incident leading up to others tears her apart. What happens when she finds herself on the radar of Leo Bonferroni, a ruthless mafia leader hiding behind the mask of a sexy tycoon, who is not only intrigued but also smitten by her? However, they begin to change each other, molding into something else. She does things she never dreamt of doing. He places the world at her feet, but will she accept it or kick it away in fear? The rising tension between the two kills her inside, but will she give into the sexy temptation walking around with an irresistible smirk that mushes her into a puddle? Will they ever find her destroyer or will she end up on the noose herself? Warning: Strong language, sexual content, rape, and graphic violence.

YOU NEVER EXPECT by joy_bliry

"I'm the most eligible bachelor of America I'm a billionaire and you're rejecting me" "YES" "Tell me what you want I'll give you anything" " Anything?" "Yes" "I want money" I want money. These words hurt me so much. She's also like others just behind money. Golddigger. Why had I thought that she is different ? But why do I care? I only want this marriage for 18 months. AGE:24 An arrogant possessive billionaire married a girl for his family house. As the house is the last thing of his family. He has lost his parents when he was just 6 His bad past is the cause of his cold behavior. AGE:18 A middle class girl came abroad far from her family to study on scholarship. She had to agree to him because of her need of money for her mother's surgery. She is intelligent, caring, responsible but at the same time childish and clumsy also. She can bright anyone's day. A ray of light in his dark life. Will he be ever able to understand her? Or it'll be too late to regret? He don't like when someone talk back to him but she does He hurt her but she cared for him Will he realize his mistake or his past will ruin their life? Story which will make you happy sad laugh and cry at same time There's more to explore inside it. Read and find out Because what'll happen YOU NEVER EXPECT

You Are The Reason by ameesaAhlam

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Kisses For A Devil by xpeachgirlx

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You Drive Me Crazy by chezywik

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Mia Regina (#1)

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