Boxer Documents (Punch Out Wii)

This is your journalist, GuardianOfOwls, here on the scene. Throughout the past month or so, I have been gathering information about all of your favorite boxers from around the entire globe. Some answered willingly, while others... I had to take more sketchy tactics to get the answers out.

These documents have all the answers you may be wondering about the boxers in the boxing event called Punch Out. Like what is King Hippo's favorite food, how does Little Mac stay on top of school along with his boxing career, and Don Flamenco's and Super Macho Man's rivalry on who is the womanizer.

And whatever you do, do NOT tell the public media that I have been showing you all this. The last thing I want is for someone like Bald Bull or Mr. Sandman to clobber me while I am sleeping.