If Only Shirts Could Talk - N.G. Brier - Wattpad

If Only Shirts Could Talk

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Reads 66
Votes 13
Parts 2
Time 12m

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Henry wants nothing more than to live a simple life of crime to pay for his obsession, crisp white business shirts. StarWander, and the government haven't taken too kindly to this, and seek to capture him. 

No matter what, Henry must find a way to evade capture, and save the shirts without ruining the creases. 

Cover by @AwgawinFiresnapAll Rights Reserved

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