Derp's Wonderful,Awesome,Spectacular Story(DUMBEST STORY EVER)

A new day of surprise my friends! I am about to show you the story of Derp who was finding for his girlfriend Trollina.
Now Let us begin....

Once upon a time,there is a guy named Derp. He was brave,thin,and bald. A great example of a geek who still has faith in himself. There was a girl named Trollina. She was as good as damn!! Pretty,beautiful,and smelled of chocolate. Derp was the TOP 1 of stalking. He had everything,but except for the face... One day, Trollina was absent(she was never having any absents for about 15 years of her life. And now... GONE).Derp was afraid that something might happen to her. Maybe raped,blowjob,and more of those sex categories. In the afternoon, Derp had to check on her. So what he did was he went to the house of Trollina and investigated. But what he really saw, was she was just sleeping. On Derp's mind was like,"Shit,why'd I ever wasted my time just for this.)

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