Donkey x reader(y/n)

You are at school and you meet the bad boy of school(donkey) and his best friend shrek
Notes-
Y/n-your name
M/n-middle name
L/n-last name
E/c-eye colour
S/c-skin colour
H/c-hair colour
A/n-authors not
(A/n have a great read this is only for jokes I wrote this with my friend at 1:44 is when I started and this my first fanfic don't judge to harsh I will probably only write when she is here with me btw)