Helmut Zemo One-Shots: Zemo x Reader Because I Know Y'all Are Thirsty AF

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Don't judge. We all know why you're reading this.
One-shots with everyone's newest favorite villain, Barron Helmut Zemo. Some angst, some fluff. I will put warnings at the beginning of any chapter that deals with dark/disturbing themes, even if it is only mentioned in passing. There most likely won't be any smut, but there might be some *steamy* exchanges. Variety will be attempted concerning Y/N, but I am vanilla ice cream disguised with sprinkles, so the most variety my experiences I can draw from are mental illness, trauma, and being queer.
This is all based off what I know from the MCU, my own imagination, and occasionally inspired by TikTok POVs or random songs.