Super balls
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It was a fine summer day when super balls showed his power. He was eating at his favorite diner just like any normal day. But suddenly a black senior citizen rushed in and yelled "there's a giant floating vagina eating people! It kinda looks like my wife's." immediatly super balls knew what he had to do. He payed his check because he's a good guy like that and flew off screaming "super balls AAAWWWWAAYYY." When he saw the giant vagina, he was amazed, he ripped off his pants to reveal giant saggy crusty balls. Then he whipped them at the vagina destroying it instantly. The day had been saved by the new hero, SUPER BALLS!!
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