Toys 'R' Us Opinion (We are Criticizers)

So we are here, ranting about the toys in Toys 'R' Us. We are going to make these inanimate objects delusional consuming the fact that we have much profanities and insanity that covers up 90% of our mindsets and the rest is our common sense (which is just not sensible). For example, a basic 2-dollar toy which just happen to be a plastic gun with balls that can be thought as a jawbreaker then the next thing you knew is that you had a very unlucky day choking yourself with a dumb toy. We see it that way that they should make those edible and more crapload of the things in our head till we be curious of its existence.

Enjoy.