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The Badasses vs The Bad Boys

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"You guys are dead." Jacob threatened.
"No we're not" I said calmly.
"Oh yes you are." Jay said.
"Go ahead and try. See how we react." Rina said, just as calm as me. Jacob took a step towards us. Rina and I looked at each other before screaming like they were actually killing us. The boys winced. 
"Ok I won't touch you. Gosh" Jacob said and rubbed his ears.
"But you will pay." said Jay. They both got up into our faces and I was about to scream again when Jacob said "You have just declared a prank war. Welcome to hell ladies." He pushed past us and walked out the door. Jay winked at us and smiled evilly before following him.
"Oh." Rina said
"Crap." I finished.
"What have we done?" She asked me with a panicked look.
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Meet Rina and Mira. Two sarcastic, sassy, best friends who were stupid enough to play with fire. Ever since that day in the mall where they accidentally threw a M&M at some random boy, their lives have gone downhill.

#34 in Humor on September 24

WARNING: many plot holes and mistakes I'm too lazy to fixAll Rights Reserved

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Slightly Less Badass by nerdyweirdos

"But we already did this. It seems redundant and pointlessly repetitive to do it again," I try to argue. "Fine but don't be surprised if you wake up with your eyebrows missing or something," Rina retorts. "I hate you so much right now." "Is this you saying yes?" "I don't wanna but it seems I don't have much of a choice. If Jacob wants war, then he's gonna get a war." "Find your face paint and water guns, Mira, cause we're going back to war." "Yay." "Say it with more enthusiasm," she scolds. She keeps glaring at me until finally I repeat it, this time just slightly louder. She seems satisfied and leaves the room. I know right then and there that I'm going to regret this. <><><><><><><><> As always, history repeats itself. Even though they're older, things haven't changed much for Rina, Mira, Jay, and Jacob. They're still very childish and lazy and still love pulling pranks on each other. Once again these four idiots decide to start something that none of them can finish; a prank war.

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Tutoring Him |✓ by xCandyyx_

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