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The Badasses vs The Bad Boys

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"You guys are dead." Jacob threatened.
"No we're not" I said calmly.
"Oh yes you are." Jay said.
"Go ahead and try. See how we react." Rina said, just as calm as me. Jacob took a step towards us. Rina and I looked at each other before screaming like they were actually killing us. The boys winced. 
"Ok I won't touch you. Gosh" Jacob said and rubbed his ears.
"But you will pay." said Jay. They both got up into our faces and I was about to scream again when Jacob said "You have just declared a prank war. Welcome to hell ladies." He pushed past us and walked out the door. Jay winked at us and smiled evilly before following him.
"Oh." Rina said
"Crap." I finished.
"What have we done?" She asked me with a panicked look.
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Meet Rina and Mira. Two sarcastic, sassy, best friends who were stupid enough to play with fire. Ever since that day in the mall where they accidentally threw a M&M at some random boy, their lives have gone downhill.

#34 in Humor on September 24

WARNING: many plot holes and mistakes I'm too lazy to fixAll Rights Reserved

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Hate My Mate{Watty Awards 2012} by Missliteraura

"Whatever you're doing, you gotta have fun. If you're not having fun, you're doing it a whole hell of a lot wrong, my motto on life." I smiled, feeling giddy. The two looked at me and thought of how good friends we could be. The Alpha, the Beta and the Omega, it sounds nice. "Tamya you are-" Ryder began but suddenly someone crashed through the door, not only throwing it off its hinges but splitting it in half. "Where the hell is she?" Eric looked like one of those cartoon characters with steam shooting out of his ears. He took a look around, obviously searching for something, someone. He look mental, even more mental me, if that's even possible. Finally his eyes landed on something and he looked more grounded and I finally realized what he was looking for. "Tamya." He managed to growl out looking straight at me. He stomp over and stood there looking down at me. He looked like he was about to sprout fur and go all wolf on my butt. "Hi?" I asked and he looked a little calmer at that. "Where were you?" He snarled looking angry so I did what any self-respecting and rational person would do. l went all ninja on his ass and knocked him to the ground, "Obviously I was here since that was where you found me. Duh." "What is wrong with you? We're mates, you were supposed to fall head over heels with me, not try to beat me up and start a rival pack." He growled in frustration only succeeding in making me burst out into a fit of giggles. He glared making me laugh harder than before. Messing with this kid is amusing. "Love is living up to another person's expectations of what they feel you should be. Does that sound like me?" I asked. "Not at all." I heard the three boys chorused. I knew I was special, they all know who's the boss. Moi.

The Devil Next Door by Sian2468

"Go away you stupid asshole!" I said in a firm whisper as I remembered my mum and dad were just in the next room. If they caught me, I was dead. I leant out my window across the high two story gap. Seb smirked cheekily and threw another bit of pencil at me from his window seal. It missed me and fell to the ground. How many did he have? And how can he play football with an aim like that? I was never going to get some sleep at this rate. "You know you can't resist me princess." he winked. Any other girl would melt at his charm. But unfortunately for me, I knew Sebastian too well. I just rolled my eyes and slid my window shut. I walked over to my bed and fell face down with my head in the pillow. Another tap on my window. I groaned and put the pillow over my ears. I lived next to a devil. One that needed to be taught a lesson. //Emily and Sebastian's families live right next door to each other. The mums get along. The dads get along. The little brother and sister get along. So why don't Emily and Sebastian? They have fought with each other their whole life, putting up with it for their families sake. They just can't get away from each other. It can't get any worse for them, right? Wrong. When the two are dragged away with each other's families on a surprise holiday, Emily and Seb have no idea how they are going to survive the four months on a remote island. They thought living next door was bad. Try living together. But will Takana Island change everything? Will the two teens stop arguing and stick together when things get tough? Or will this life long feud continue?

The Boyfriend Games {Complete | Book One} by BlueDanceLover

"You signed me up for what?" I shrieked at her. My best friend, who had volunteered me to test a new game that she wanted to make videos out of. A game that took ten girls and ten guys and forced them to become a couple. But the guys had to go around and choose who they wanted to try and date, to court and try to swoon. A twisted form of the bachelor or the bachelorette. A way of trying to force love. And she had written my name down without my permission. "It's called The Boyfriend Games," she giggled. "We're gonna find you some love." •~• I gasped looking up at the sincerity in his eyes. "I mean it. The other girls not only dolled their looks up, but they all put on a phony façade. The personality and laughter I see from them is all fake. But you... you only show what's real, no matter how different your appearance is. You're still the same Thera that you were before this started." Chewing on my lip I looked up at him and took a deep breath before my reply. "I really have to pee." •~• Started: Jan. 2015 Finished: July 2015

Tutoring Him |✓ by xCandyyx_

*used to be named tutoring the badboy* ❝"You're also wearing a devil costume," he states walking towards me, which causes me to move backwards. "What does that say about your personality," he adds when my body hits the wall behind me. His face now closer to mine and his body only inches away. My stomach starts to do flips and I'm not sure if I have butterflies or if I'm nauseous. "Hmm?" He smirks. A smirk creeps onto my face as I grab the back of his neck and move closer to his ear. "I guess you'll never know," I whisper and let go of my grip, soon walking away and making sure to sway my hips slightly.❞ *** Lucas is one of the Badboys of the school and he keeps bumping into Paige. She tries not to fall in love with him, because he is one of her best friends' ex, but soon she tutors him and has to do a Spanish project with him. What will she do when she realizes she might be in love with him? *** #4 in humor (08/03/2021)

The First Adventure by Magpiethemagnificent

{ BOOK 1 } Five strangers. Five different backgrounds. Three demigods. One goddess One huge adventure. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Flame is a solitary person. In fact she thinks the human race is almost pointless. If she weren't half human, she'll probably destroy everything. And it doesn't help that she has a short temper. You do not want to mess with her. Marguerite A.K.A Tiny Party, loves to have fun. But being thirteen and living by herself is a setback. Pickpocketing is her passion. How else is she going to eat and live. When she comes across an abandoned building, things get crazy. Starfire is bored. And melting.... It's not easy being mostly ice. All she wants is some drama! But no. All she gets is some twerps and some heat. But it's all the drama she needs. Wave somehow washes upon a strange building. It's not the building that's weird but the people in it. She's not a huge fan of mortals. She prefers the calm ocean. But these mortals are something else. Skye is a goddess that just wants to have fun. What's the point of being immortal without a little fun. So instead of being a mature goddess, she takes form of a young girl. So why not makes friends with someone her age. Hint hint. What does Fate have planned for these five? /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ HIGHEST RANK #204 in ADVENTURE. 1/30/17 WARNING: book is not fully edited. Please mind the errors. Book is going I get major edits!

Jay, the Blue Ninja's Blog by bluebajoons

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The Bad Girl Wears Pink ☑️ by LeRoyaleJae

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Cliché, Touché and Douche by FadedSmoke

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What Happens During Summer.... Can Stay a Secret by iammyownworstenemy_

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So On by FeatherMemories

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