Technoblade in a speedo x reader
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Last published Sun, Apr 18, 2021
Who needs drugs when you have technoblade in a speedo
this is all a joke, I don't actually have a foot feddish and I'm sure techno doesn't have one either lmfao- I just saw this picture and my friend and I joked about it for like an hour while on vc so I made this outta the blue
also this is written badly on purpose, to kinda get the point that this is a joke across
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