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Complete, First published Apr 18, 2021
No.1 【Japanese jokes made with only 100 words!】

What is Ohgiri? (Ohgiri;大喜利)

【Ohgiri:Japanese Ohgiri is just a simple style game where you are asked to provide some funny answers on a given topic. It is an effective joke-telling. Basically, Japanese comedians are able to come up with the best jokes and respond immediately to various kinds of topics chosen randomly by the host.】


The topic:【One day, if my mother transformed into a Gorilla, let's think about what happened to my family.】


The answers are ...


1)All the couches in my house have been removed and replaced with car tires.


2)My mother said to my father "I want to make love with you tonight.", but my father held his tranquilizer gun for fierce animals.


3)Her daughter's dream of being a princess turned into a dream of being an animal breeder.


4)My mother insisted on "First I'm a woman and then a mother."


5)One day my school had Class observation, but my mother was on the jungle gym in the schoolyard.


6) When everyone went over the footbridge, my mother swung on the monkey bars like Tarzan.
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