No.2【Japanese jokes made with only 100 words!】

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No.2【Japanese jokes made with only 100 words!】

What is Ohgiri? (Ohgiri；大喜利)

【Ohgiri：Japanese Ohgiri is just a simple style game where you are asked to provide some funny answers on a given topic. It is an effective joke-telling. Basically, Japanese comedians are able to come up with the best jokes and respond immediately to various kinds of topics chosen randomly by the host.】


Ohgiri Topic：Let's come up with a line from your idol singer's farewell concert  that the fans didn't want to hear!


The answers are......

《１》
I've decided to retire because I've started to smell "Freaking Stinky".
I can even smell my own odor coming from the mic after I'm done singing!
To me hygiene really matters.
Thank you all for coming today!


《２》
Hey guys! Thank you all for coming together like a swarm/horde of cockroaches!


《３》
Hey, guys, listen up! I have Phlegm/Sputum in my mouth right now!


《４》
I'm so overwhelmed, I can't stop crying and breastfeeding!


《５》
Hey guys, thanks for coming out today, but I have to admit, the crowd filling the upstairs seats are all hired shills!All Rights Reserved

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No.2【Japanese jokes made with only 100 words!】
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No.2【Japanese jokes made with only 100 words!】
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