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Ongoing, First published Apr 18, 2021
No.3 【Japanese jokes made with only 100 words!】

What is Ohgiri? (Ohgiri;大喜利)

【Ohgiri:Japanese Ohgiri is just a simple style game where you are asked to provide some funny answers on a given topic. It is an effective joke-telling. Basically, Japanese comedians are able to come up with the best jokes and respond immediately to various kinds of topics chosen randomly by the host.】


Ohgiri Topic:"Optimus Prime" from Transformers, the "T-800" from Terminator, the "Ultron" from Avengers, and "The Iron Giant", let's come up with the very surprising and trivial weaknesses of what these robots have in common!


The answers are......

《1》
Their bodies sometimes match the frequency of the radio, and radio broadcasts flow from their mouths even during battle.


《2》
If you pour boiling water on their bodies, you can hear a "Whap! or Becko!" sound and parts of their bodies dent, just like when you pour hot water from a kettle into a kitchen sink.


《3》
Their heads can actually be removed, and shampoo comes out when you press on their bellies.


《4》
They can't sleep well unless they are lying face down.


《5》
During the battle, the sound of the bolts and nuts that come off their bodies keep rolling around somewhere inside them, and it is very harsh-sounding [or grating].
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