Humorous Nonsense VI
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the nonsensical whims of a mad author. basically, just a deranged bear and what goes on in her head, even though it's kind of muddled in there.
well, it's mostly occupied by coffee and 50 ways to hide a body <comes in handy> but that's beside the point.
WARNING: this book is so hilarious, keep your expectations on the floor, there are high chances of you dying in a fit of laughter.
so please make sure you don't die of how funny this book is. <but still, keep your expectations on the floor or yeet them out the window, i'm not picky>. #teamroadtrip
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