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We the Weirdos

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WARNING: This book will cause uncontrollable laughing. You have been warned.

Character Quotes:

"The key to success is... Live, laugh, love. Obvious and easy, right? No. I obviously don't seem like the type to help with your life problems, but do as I say . Don't wanna? Not my problem. Live your life the funny way so you don't regret it, and if you don't want to, suit yourself. So - hey, Lysander, you idiot, come closer, my brick can't hit that far- get what I mean?" -Julia, We the Weirdos 


"I've got nothing important to say. Oh wait, actually...  (and you better listen, you hear me?)when a woman says 'what' it's not like she didn't hear you. It actually means that she's giving you a chance to change what you just said. I've actually experienced firsthand and look at my brick-shaped bruise I have on my arm. And if you accuse her of being deaf, oh, you're really in for a treat. I'm leaving now, don't want to get hit by another brick. But listen to me, seriously." -Lysander, We the Weirdos

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Julia's life:

Social life: non existent. 

Love life: non existent. 

Home life: chores exist. 

Weirdness: to the max. 


How much weirder can her life get when a new boy enters their school and flips her world upside down?Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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