We the Weirdos
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WARNING: This book will cause uncontrollable laughing. You have been warned.
Character Quotes:
"The key to success is... Live, laugh, love. Obvious and easy, right? No. I obviously don't seem like the type to help with your life problems, but do as I say . Don't wanna? Not my problem. Live your life the funny way so you don't regret it, and if you don't want to, suit yourself. So - hey, Lysander, you idiot, come closer, my brick can't hit that far- get what I mean?" -Julia, We the Weirdos
"I've got nothing important to say. Oh wait, actually... (and you better listen, you hear me?)when a woman says 'what' it's not like she didn't hear you. It actually means that she's giving you a chance to change what you just said. I've actually experienced firsthand and look at my brick-shaped bruise I have on my arm. And if you accuse her of being deaf, oh, you're really in for a treat. I'm leaving now, don't want to get hit by another brick. But listen to me, seriously." -Lysander, We the Weirdos
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Julia's life:
Social life: non existent.
Love life: non existent.
Home life: chores exist.
Weirdness: to the max.
How much weirder can her life get when a new boy enters their school and flips her world upside down?
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