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We the Weirdos

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WARNING: This book will cause uncontrollable laughing. You have been warned.

Character Quotes:

"The key to success is... Live, laugh, love. Obvious and easy, right? No. I obviously don't seem like the type to help with your life problems, but do as I say . Don't wanna? Not my problem. Live your life the funny way so you don't regret it, and if you don't want to, suit yourself. So - hey, Lysander, you idiot, come closer, my brick can't hit that far- get what I mean?" -Julia, We the Weirdos 


"I've got nothing important to say. Oh wait, actually...  (and you better listen, you hear me?)when a woman says 'what' it's not like she didn't hear you. It actually means that she's giving you a chance to change what you just said. I've actually experienced firsthand and look at my brick-shaped bruise I have on my arm. And if you accuse her of being deaf, oh, you're really in for a treat. I'm leaving now, don't want to get hit by another brick. But listen to me, seriously." -Lysander, We the Weirdos

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Julia's life:

Social life: non existent. 

Love life: non existent. 

Home life: chores exist. 

Weirdness: to the max. 


How much weirder can her life get when a new boy enters their school and flips her world upside down?All Rights Reserved

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Finding My Lost Self [to be edited] by Dark_Starlet

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Virgin Lips by TheWritingWolf1

Joanna Brooks had her life all planned. She'd have graduated in time, got a great job, had a successful career. In the middle there would have been a relationship or two maybe, but by the age of 25, she'd have been happily in a stable relationship, working for a well known newspaper as journalist. She'd have never guessed, when she was 12, that none of these plans would work out. 28 years old, stuck with a crappy job and no love life whatsoever. Future seemed as bleakas ever. With two new kittens, Joanna was readying herself to start her life as crazy cat lady...but her new neighbor, handsome and lovely photographer Ben Harris, doesn't seem to think it that way, as he gets ready to revolutionize her whole existence. Trouble is, his own life is not as crystal clear as he pretends it is. Add two pervasive friends determined to close the chapter in Joanna's life called "virginity" by hooking her up with their cute brother, plus an unsettling return, and you get Joanna's adventure of a lifetime. DISCLAIMER This story is intended for all those girls that have troubles seeing themselves as the beautiful beings they are. This is for you, beautiful girls. Be yourself. Don't be ashamed of you are. Just embrace your own unique nature. Be chubby, skinny, shy, introvert, extrovert, weird, crazy, lovely...whatever it is, just BE YOURSELF.

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The Only One I Want by 2222buttercup

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Ruthless Possession by author_audrey

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Dare or Dare? | COMPLETED by leilaaadams

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Finding My Lost Self [to be edited]

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