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No.4 【Japanese jokes made with only 100 words!】

What is Ohgiri? (Ohgiri；大喜利)

【Ohgiri：Japanese Ohgiri is just a simple game where you are asked to provide some funny response on a given topic. It is an effective way of joke telling. Basically, japanese comedians are able to come up with the best jokes and respond immediately to various topics which were chosen randomly by the host.】


Ohgiri Topic：Let's come up with a new wedding plan that no one has ever done before!


The answers are......

《１》
The wedding aisle in this church is 42.195 kilometers long.


《２》
The rice which was tossed at the "Throwing Rice" ceremony was cooked rice (in a rice cooker).


《３》
Instead of exchanging rings during the wedding ceremony, they had fun playing the maze game using each other's fingerprints.


《４》
In fact, if you look closely, you can see that the shiny princess' crown worn by the bride was an onion ring [or a calamari ring].All Rights Reserved

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