The Russian spy's chronicles
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Last published Sat, Oct 2, 2021
Piotr (Peter) is a Russian spy working for the Russian Soviet Federation or the government, idk you decide. (pog?) Vodka is the only one to trust and beware of bombs fuckers. (This is comedy please don't take this seriously, thank you)
TW: swear words
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