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Retired and Can't Get a Break

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Parts 16
Time 1h 16m

Reads 2,146
Votes 65
Parts 16
Time 1h 16m

Schlatt awakes in the rubble and instead of waiting for someone to kill him, he runs into the woods as far from L'manberg as he can get. He was almost successful until night struck and he was saved by a familiar pink stranger.

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DreamCore and L'Manburg. Two rival kingdoms that break into battle when one sends a threat and attacks the other. Many think L'Manburg has the upper hand in the battle, considering they have The Blade on their side, who knows his way around a sword like the back of his own hand. However, others say DreamCore has the upper hand, because they have the infamous Theseus on their side, who everybody fears. Yes, his name is stolen from Greek mythology, but it suits him quite well. This man is not the best with swords, but he can shoot a mean arrow. Theseus is a strange fellow. Nobody knows what he looks like, for he always wears a mask and a deep red, hooded cape. His outfit consists of his cape, knee-high brown leather boots, black leggings, and a long sleeved red and white shirt. Along with the mask, of course, which is the same color of his cape and has strings of white pearls hanging from the mask. All anybody knows of him is his blonde fluffy hair that peaks from underneath his hood, and his bright blue eyes. And also, his ability to be stupidly fast and slippery. Now back to The Blade. Ah, The Blade, the Blood God, if you will. He's fought with Theseus twice in the past, and Theseus's body language, to him, is a bit...odd. People assume Theseus is at least twenty-five years of age because of his intense fighting skills, but in reality, he's a bit small for that. When you're up close to him, enough to where you can analyze him without getting an arrow through your head, he looks quiet thin for twenty-five. Of course, though, you cannot fight in battles unless you are at least twenty, so The Blade guesses he is just a small guy. But is he? ~~~ TW// Cussing Violence War Injuries Blood Capturing etc... ~~~ Started: March 13, 2023 Finished: April 19, 2023 (I don't think I've ever took this long to write a fic 😅)

Asunder ~ A Dream SMP Story by H0L0_GRAM

The one person Technoblade vowed to himself to protect is killed during the bombing of L'manburg. He has nobody turn to... ...excluding that one guy he kept hostage in his basement. -- The Dream SMP but with a few twists that cause the story to take a very different turn. I'm still trying to figure out why I'm even writing this.

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❗️marked mature for violence❗️ Running along roof tops, avoiding the hero trilogy and beating the shit out of some bad guys? Tommy Theseus Innit was living the life, and his partner in crime, Bombshell, would have to agree. Wilbur, Technoblade and Phil however were puzzled on how these seemingly inexperienced vigilantes kept escaping; and it has gotten to the point where they would do *anything* to get these two thorns out of their sides. But what happens if one catastrophically timed scream unravels a web of secrets and Tommy finds himself at the centre of all of it? And A dangerous villain emerges, his only goal being revenge on the heros. When the vigilante duo refuse to join him, despite their own hatred to hero's, they become a secondary target.

Zᴏᴍʙɪᴇ | Uɴᴅᴇᴀᴅ!Tᴏᴍᴍʏɪɴɴɪᴛ AU by bigbahongaloos

A young blonde boy wakes up in the middle of the forest. He can't remember how he got there or much about himself either. His name is blank from his mind, and he can't even remember his family. His clothes are torn and dirty, and he wonders what happened. He's not hungry, but he wants a small snack, yet every apple tree and every berry bush he passes doesn't strike his fancy. He eventually makes it to a city. Large buildings are fallen over and the ones still standing have busted out windows and/or have smoke and fire coming from them. He can hear distant screams and yells and gunshots. There are people passing him that are strange. They're badly injured and walk slightly hunched over. Some are missing limbs, and some are missing and eye, or both. They don't even appear to be alive to the boy. They look his way but don't mind him. Tommy is confused and scared. He can slightly remember this place to be his once home, and it makes him upset that's it's gone to such shit, and scared by everyone's screams and the fires and the fighting, and mostly, the fact that some people are eating each other. And why are people running from the boy when they see him? ~~~ TW// Cussing Blood Gore Fighting/violence Cannibalism Guns Weapons Injuries etc... ~~~ Started: January 14, 2023 Finished: January 15, 2023

My Strongest Ally (C!Technoblade x Fem! Reader) by LazyCouchPotato-

In Techno's retirement you'd visit him often or stay nights. It was fun, very fun. Till then 4 men that called themselves 'The Butcher Army' came along. Phil had told us, well Techno about it and Techno insists you stay behind. "I want to help you, I need to" "I promise you that the SMP will know you soon, just not right now" "Stay safe... Please.." "I will" "Don't die, I can't lose my best friend" "Technoblade never dies" "You better" "Go, I'll see you soon" Techno was then betrayed by Tommy and teamed up with Dream to destroy L'manberg. Techno had an ally which he trusted the most, the only person that knew him for such a long time and have never betrayed him, you. Techno had called upon you for your assistance in war, with glee the deal was sealed. Y/N lived not far from Techno's residence though it is hidden. "Who's that Techno?" "My strongest ally" Notes : -Realistic minecraft -Not aligned with the lore script but has some similar or even identical parts -I will try my best at a slowburn -(Y/N)is the goddess of creation and protection but also a female Elytrian More will be at the beginning

Minecraft Online by doyouknowbtsswag

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Scattered Feathers by Ash54thegravekeeper

Quackity was just minding his business. He moved himself in a nice house far from others, trying to relax, and collect himself after losing Jschlatt, and failing to execute Technoblade which resulted in him losing a life instead, and then the fall of L'manberg. Nothing had gone his way so far. So he would appreaciate to know why he was being chased by said pig hybrid through the woods. Or Techno, kidnaps his enemy, for Phil.

The Nether's Child by animae5

Tommy has watched his campsite be blown up 3 times in the past month and he's done. He's done with wars, done with violence, and done with fighting. How odd. The great Tommyinnit not wanting to fight anymore. So Tommy sends Ghostbur back to L'manburg permanently and assures him that he'll be back eventually, but Tommy knows that he won't. Tommy smiles as he watches Ghostbur fly away. Tommy goes to live in the Nether with the lava that he loves and no one knows where he went, not even Dream. It's been 3 years and no one's heard anything from Tommy, his exile had just been lifted. Tommy left a note addressed to Ranboo though.

The Reaper {Discontinued} by Habner283

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