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Retired and Can't Get a Break

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Reads 2,170
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Parts 16
Time 1h 16m

Schlatt awakes in the rubble and instead of waiting for someone to kill him, he runs into the woods as far from L'manberg as he can get. He was almost successful until night struck and he was saved by a familiar pink stranger.

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Home? ||DreamwastakenxOC|| by Ranzz_4

"What do we have here?" He said as he crouched down to my level. "Why are you running from l'manburg? Are you a citizen there?" He asked as I stared into the eye holes of his mask. "Who. Are. You." He stated, a little more impatient than before. "I don't know." In which a young twenty year old girl finds herself with no memory of her life and a stranger with a green hoodie and a white smiling mask helps her find her way. There will be no smut, only slight fluff. Also there is swearing and violence so don't read if that makes you uncomfortable. The cover art is mine, but all the other art in the book is from various places like tiktok and Instagram. I'm going to try to make the story as close to what happens on the smp as possible, but for plot purposes there may be some gaps. 11/23/2022: #2 - dreamwastakenxoc 3/22/2023: #4 - dreamsmpwar 5/15/2022: #1 - jschlatt 10/3/2022: #1 - tommyinit 10/20/2022: #1 - lmanburg Started: 1/19/2022 Ended: 8/5/2024

Zᴏᴍʙɪᴇ | Uɴᴅᴇᴀᴅ!Tᴏᴍᴍʏɪɴɴɪᴛ AU by bigbahongaloos

A young blonde boy wakes up in the middle of the forest. He can't remember how he got there or much about himself either. His name is blank from his mind, and he can't even remember his family. His clothes are torn and dirty, and he wonders what happened. He's not hungry, but he wants a small snack, yet every apple tree and every berry bush he passes doesn't strike his fancy. He eventually makes it to a city. Large buildings are fallen over and the ones still standing have busted out windows and/or have smoke and fire coming from them. He can hear distant screams and yells and gunshots. There are people passing him that are strange. They're badly injured and walk slightly hunched over. Some are missing limbs, and some are missing and eye, or both. They don't even appear to be alive to the boy. They look his way but don't mind him. Tommy is confused and scared. He can slightly remember this place to be his once home, and it makes him upset that's it's gone to such shit, and scared by everyone's screams and the fires and the fighting, and mostly, the fact that some people are eating each other. And why are people running from the boy when they see him? ~~~ TW// Cussing Blood Gore Fighting/violence Cannibalism Guns Weapons Injuries etc... ~~~ Started: January 14, 2023 Finished: January 15, 2023

Asunder ~ A Dream SMP Story by H0L0_GRAM

The one person Technoblade vowed to himself to protect is killed during the bombing of L'manburg. He has nobody turn to... ...excluding that one guy he kept hostage in his basement. -- The Dream SMP but with a few twists that cause the story to take a very different turn. I'm still trying to figure out why I'm even writing this.

the deepest sighs, the frankest shadows by fairest_of_lame

"What happened to us, Schlatt? Where did it go wrong?" "It went wrong when I realized what I could gain by winning." Wilbur Soot wakes up from his death sad, cold, and alone. At least, he thought he was alone. Someone he feels as achingly familiar by the name of JSchlatt is there to keep him company and tell him what he had forgotten. ---- A fic in which Wilbur and JSchlatt learn that they have to get everyone in their previous lives to forgive them before they can pass on....which is a little difficult when Wil can't remember his past and Schlatt refuses to admit that he's wrong. The only thing Schlatt seems to have no problem admitting....is his infatuation with Wilbur Soot. --- The sex scene is chapter 10 you filthy animals I would appreciate it if you listened to my schlattbur playlist specific to this fic while you read: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3dpSHoAb77hPOaQsk6Tq8g?si=D5vawi-zTVSeUqlu9HmXjQ&utm_source=copy-link ***cover art by @dishooman on Instagram***

𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖆 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖇 || Technoblade x Reader|| by Quackschlack

[COMPLETED] 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 "𝚖𝚊𝚗" 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎. 𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚘 𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎?

$The unknown Chance {au} by SleepyBoisInc_$

With that Tommy saw the flickering light fly closer to Tubbo, but in a fast motion, Tommy jumped in the way putting himself in front of the flying unknown thing. To soon realize he got hit in the chest with it and to then also realize that the chill shouldn't of been ignored by the blonde. "Techno, Tubbo?" Tubbo turned around to face Tommy to see what he needed, but was meet with him on the ground with a arrow in his chest. "TOMMY!!?" Quickly, Tommy was falling in and out of consciousness and was finally meet with a field of blackness. "Tommy! You have to get up! PLEASE!!" Tubbo screeched hoping that his best friend could hear him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ {Started- Jan.8 2021 : Finished- Feb. 13 2021}

Fly Free - [Technoblade x reader] by Elaines_light

Humans and hybrids have been separated by the unfairly elected president of L'manburg J.Schlatt and the once mighty Elytrian race have been wiped out for good. Or have they? That's what Techno had first thought, but after meeting a winged girl his whole life seems to flip upside down. And now he's in a rebellion fighting to make the world safe for both hybrids and humans? It all seems crazy, especially when he realises that he seems to care about the Elytrian girl much more that he originally thought. ~-~ Origins SMP Au Cross-Posted on AO3

𝐴 𝑃𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝐼𝑛 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑙𝑑 - 𝑆𝐵𝐼 𝐴𝑈 by bigbahongaloos

DreamCore and L'Manburg. Two rival kingdoms that break into battle when one sends a threat and attacks the other. Many think L'Manburg has the upper hand in the battle, considering they have The Blade on their side, who knows his way around a sword like the back of his own hand. However, others say DreamCore has the upper hand, because they have the infamous Theseus on their side, who everybody fears. Yes, his name is stolen from Greek mythology, but it suits him quite well. This man is not the best with swords, but he can shoot a mean arrow. Theseus is a strange fellow. Nobody knows what he looks like, for he always wears a mask and a deep red, hooded cape. His outfit consists of his cape, knee-high brown leather boots, black leggings, and a long sleeved red and white shirt. Along with the mask, of course, which is the same color of his cape and has strings of white pearls hanging from the mask. All anybody knows of him is his blonde fluffy hair that peaks from underneath his hood, and his bright blue eyes. And also, his ability to be stupidly fast and slippery. Now back to The Blade. Ah, The Blade, the Blood God, if you will. He's fought with Theseus twice in the past, and Theseus's body language, to him, is a bit...odd. People assume Theseus is at least twenty-five years of age because of his intense fighting skills, but in reality, he's a bit small for that. When you're up close to him, enough to where you can analyze him without getting an arrow through your head, he looks quiet thin for twenty-five. Of course, though, you cannot fight in battles unless you are at least twenty, so The Blade guesses he is just a small guy. But is he? ~~~ TW// Cussing Violence War Injuries Blood Capturing etc... ~~~ Started: March 13, 2023 Finished: April 19, 2023 (I don't think I've ever took this long to write a fic 😅)

Why Me? {Magical Boys Benchtrio} by MoonGazer215

"Take it and run." Phil told him. Ranboo stared at the sythe in his hands. The most powerful magic weapon in the world. The world that was currently being destroyed. Technoblade and Schlatt, the wielders of the other two powerful weapons have already been captured, and it was only a matter of time until He came for Phil. "W-w-what do I do!?" Ranboo cried. Phil opened the rift, "Find the other weapons. now go!" That was the last thing Ranboo heard as he was pushed into the rift. ~~~ In full honesty I just thought Accidental Magic Boys Tommy and Tubbo would be a hilarious idea for a fic.

The last bee hybrid _Beeduo story_ by shua2007

A long time ago, in the middle of a forest, in the kingdom of L'manberg, lived a small group of creatures named 'the bee hybrids'. The bee hybrids were living a peacefully life away from the world, they would stay hidden in the forest, living by farming, building tree houses and being nice to each other. But one day, some hunters found their hiding spot. The news spread shortly after the hunters' discovery. The bee hybrids' peaceful life turned into a life full of fear, death and lost. Some of the bee hybrids disappeared, some died, some got captured by the hunters and at the end the bee hybrids were completely extinct. Since then, no one ever heard of bee hybrids again.

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Home? ||DreamwastakenxOC||

"What do we have here?" He said as he crouched down to my level. "Why are you running from l'manburg? Are you a citizen there?" He asked as I stared into the eye holes of his mask. "Who. Are. You." He stated, a little more impatient than before. "I don't know." In which a young twenty year old girl finds herself with no memory of her life and a stranger with a green hoodie and a white smiling mask helps her find her way. There will be no smut, only slight fluff. Also there is swearing and violence so don't read if that makes you uncomfortable. The cover art is mine, but all the other art in the book is from various places like tiktok and Instagram. I'm going to try to make the story as close to what happens on the smp as possible, but for plot purposes there may be some gaps. 11/23/2022: #2 - dreamwastakenxoc 3/22/2023: #4 - dreamsmpwar 5/15/2022: #1 - jschlatt 10/3/2022: #1 - tommyinit 10/20/2022: #1 - lmanburg Started: 1/19/2022 Ended: 8/5/2024