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Complete, First published Apr 22, 2021
No.5 【Japanese jokes made with only 100 words!】 What is Ohgiri? (Ohgiri；大喜利) 【Ohgiri：Japanese Ohgiri is just a simple game where you are asked to provide some funny response on a given topic. It is an effective way of joke telling. Basically, japanese comedians are able to come up with the best jokes and respond immediately to various topics which were chosen randomly by the host.】 Ohgiri Topic：Let's think of the strange cautionary points written on the quality labels of your new clothes! The sample answers are as follows. 《１》 ①This red dress was Tie-dyed by ketchup. or ②This yellow shirts was dyed with mustard. There're other tie-dyeing liquids such as BBQ sauce, Tabasco and Sriracha Chili Sauce. 《２》 ①Make sure to microwave it before wearing! or ②Don't forget to microwave it before wearing! 《３》 "YIELD to PEDESTRIANS" 《４》 ①This item is inappropriate for being "Dressed to Kill". or ②I think it's probably not suitable for a "Go-Getter Outfit". 《５》 ①This material thrives on compliments. or ②This dress is a type that thrives on praise. 《６》Warning! This polo-shirts crocodile will occasionally bite your nipples. 《７》 "FINGER-WASH ONLY" 《８》 Wash the clothes well by rubbing [or kneading] them very softly with your hands! In addition, these clothes may occasionally make a moaning [or groaning] sound while being handwashed, but there is nothing wrong with it. 《９》 5％ COTTON ＆ 95% BANANA PEELAll Rights Reserved
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