The Dumb Boy Diaries
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Last published Fri, Aug 21, 2015
No, this isn't some glorified story about a teenage girl falling for some hot boy. This is my Dumb Boy Diaries, where I can rant about encounters I've had with guys in the past and present, bad and good. I mean, family and friends can't know everything...right?
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As A Friend
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Suckish , craptastic life
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Love Moderately
This is the diary of me, Lina. I'm just a normal teenager... or am I? Nothing really happens in my life... except people seem to think I'm a stalker, I procrastinate too much, and weird guys keep liking me. And I can't stop liking this one guy. By the way, this isn't a story. This is literally my diary. I try to update as early as I can, but I also have school and homework, so don't expect updates everyday. *Update 11/9/2014 I have now checked the book as completed! I am now starting book 2 in The Diary of this Weird Teenage Girl series! *starts clapping, and cheering* *occasional cat call* Fan me for updates!Complete
Best of Friends
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Can I Stay The Night? [BoyxBoy] (Completed)
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You don't know me
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College is supposed to be different from high school, yet here I am living almost exactly how I was back then. I still don't party. I still don't date. I still ace my classes. And my best friend is still the most popular guy in school who encourages me to try new things on the regular. He takes me to parties, as a friend. He teaches me how to flirt with boys, as a friend. He holds me when we sleep, as a friend. He offers to teach me how to kiss, as a friend. And I think I'm starting to fall in love with him, not as a friend. DISCLAIMER: Hey guys I know most of my books are PG-13 to the T but this book is not. There is swearing. There is sexual behavior. There is talk of drugs and alcohol. I don't condone/encourage any of these behaviors. I'm just writing about college and a lot of these things do take place in college, so for the sake of being realistic, I included them. But just because these are discussed in the book does not mean you have to do them. Please read with that mindset and don't believe that these things are necessary in order to have a good time or to be perceived as cool.
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