Mental Illness registry: The Wattpad (((author)))

Welcome to this half advice, half rant Wattpad "book" where I will shit on you and you will agree with me. Of course, do feel free to ping anyone who will need any of this advice.

Do you have a Wattpad account? Do you live your everyday life dependent on the dopamine hit you get whenever someone said they liked your story, without even questioning the fact they were paid by your little brother/best friend to comment that so that he can keep playing your games while you waste your life in this garbage bin of a website? Are you the proud owner of a series of mental illnesses that would make a Twitter bio look like the title of your medical record?

If that's the case, you are, what doctors from all over the world call: a Wattpad (((author))). Is there any cure to that? Well, you can kill yourself and hope to be reborn as a hot girl or a member of a rich family. Both even, if you're that useless of a member of society. But if you're too much of a coward to even consider that, then you can read this book where someone you don't even know will pretend to try and help you for the sake of nothing else but his own entertainment.

If what you read isn't enough of a warning, strong language will be used. In terms of strength, we're talking about something that can rival Excalibur, the Tsar Bomba, or even your dad's belt. That is, if your dad is still alive and didn't decide to kill himself after seeing that his functional gene pool gave birth to someone who unironically believe they're an author after writing a Big Chungus x Kim Jong-Un story that got 70k reads from the collective waste of oxygen called the Wattpad userbase.