Stood Up

In which Kyle is stood up by his blind date and mistaken by a gorgeous couple for the guy they arranged to hook up with for a threesome.
The hot married couple, Noah and Emily, think he's cute and offer to buy him a drink, and to his own surprise Kyle says yes.

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"I just want to clarify something real quick, okay?" Kyle asked and both Emily and Noah nodded. "You and this Kyle had been talking about hooking up, right? Some kind of threesome situation?"

"Yes," Noah said.

"Okay," Kyle said, taking a long sip of his beer.

Emily smiled at him. Her smile was sweet, everything about her looked kind. She had nice lips and big eyes and long red hair. She looked and smelled expensive. "Well, I think even if our Kyle should show up now, we will pass."

Noah nodded.

"Why?" Kyle asked. Because honestly, he was sure the other Kyle, the guy who had had the nerve to talk this couple up and arrange a threesome with them, had been a hunk at least. Or a sweet twink or something. Someone who would fit a couple like Noah and Emily. Someone good looking, fit, with washboard abs and money in the bank. Kyle wasn't sure on the money part, but he was pretty sure that other Kyle was also at least model material. Beautiful people were attracted to beautiful people after all. And Kyle was at best average looking.