Swear Jars and Babies (Book Four)
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  • Time 6h 3m
Complete, First published Nov 16, 2014
-| you, me and the baby makes three |-

"I want another baby"

"What's wrong with the one we've already got?" 

"Nothing. I just want another one." 

"Can we name it Slut Dresser?" 

"Harry." 

"What?" 

"You're an idiot." 

"But I'm your idiot."
_____________________________

BOOK FOUR IN THE SHIVER SERIES. 

You will need to read the following stories in order to understand the plot completely:

Book One: Shiver
Link:http://www.wattpad.com/story/16271044-shiver-n-h-%2B-h-s-punk-harry-book-one

Book Two: Burning Up
Link:http://www.wattpad.com/story/19118284-burning-up-n-h-%2B-h-s-sequel-to-shiver-book-two

Book Three: Slut and the Slut Dresser
Link: http://www.wattpad.com/story/23570490-slut-and-the-slut-dresser-book-three

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