dsmp oneshot joke book
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MatureOngoing14m
Last published Sun, May 23, 2021
cover art by @ sleepykayyy on twitter (im pretty sure, if it's not, let me know who to give credit to)
like the title says, this is a joke book. if any people in the book are uncomfortable with this, i will 100% take any chapters with them in it down. i think we should be good though.
basically, this book is the fanfics my friends and i wrote while hanging out. we put a bunch of mcyts (including y/n, dream xd, mexican dream, and the egg) on a spinner, we each spun two or three times, and whoever you landed on, you had 10 minutes to write a fanfic about.
there is NO SMUT but things did get very suggestive. those chapters have warnings on them
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Literally what the title says. I am sorry to say that this oneshot book is discontinued. I don't know if I'll add more parts in the future, but I am thinking of writing other things and have a lot of drafts and ideas. Y'all are welcome to reread if you like, and, like I said, I MIGHT update sometime in the future but I'm not sure yet. Thanks for understanding! Includes: ~ 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 ~ 𝟝 ~ 𝕊𝕒𝕡𝕟𝕒𝕡 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝔾𝕖𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕖 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕝 ~ 𝟙 ~ ℚ𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕥𝕪 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕓𝕠𝕠 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝕋𝕦𝕓𝕓𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕪 ~𝟙 ~ 𝕋𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕊𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕓𝕦𝕣 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℙ𝕦𝕟𝕫 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕠 ~ 𝟙 Y/N - your name N/N - nickname F/N - friend's name 〖 The parts are organized by name - the same order as the names listed above. 〗 〖 TW / CW / Mature themes, as in: Swearing in most parts, gore, spicy scenes but no smut. I don't do that shit. 〗 〖 Feel free to let me know of any grammar mistakes or anything that might not make sense. Don't worry, I've got thick skin! 〗 〖 If anyone listed above is uncomfortable with fanfictions, please let me know and I will take them off the list. I do not wish to make anyone uncomfortable, so enlightening me on that will be greatly appreciated. 〗 Art made by yours truly.Complete
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Hello! I will be doing some oneshots of- Dream George Sapnap TommyInnit Tubbo Wilbur Soot Karl Jacobs Technoblade ------------------------------------- This will just include some extremely cliché one shots. I've recently had some inspiration to do this, so I kinda just said screw it. I'm new to this so please don't judge me for too many of my errors, I'll do my best to try and fix them. The short stories should be about 1000 words or longer, as I know I prefer longer ones rather than shorter ones. Requests are open, if you want any certain type of scenario. I however will not be doing OC's, hope that doesn't change anything. Feel free to just comment any you have or you can message me as well. If you request other characters other than the ones I listed I'll still do them, and I may just end up adding them permanently to the book. Also wanted to add the fact that I will be doing no smut, that is not something I'm comfortable writing and plus Tommy and Tubbo are minors and have both said they were uncomfortable with that. Which is very understandable. If any members of the dreamSMP want me to take this down, of course I will definitely not an issue. I'm aware that Techno had said something to people about not wanting his real name being used, so I won't be using it. But if any of them do happen to see this/read this. No you didn't, just keep scrolling. :) Also none of the art in this book are mine, I just think they're really cute so I use them.Complete
Literally what the title says. I am sorry to say that this oneshot book is discontinued. I don't know if I'll add more parts in the future, but I am thinking of writing other things and have a lot of drafts and ideas. Y'all are welcome to reread if you like, and, like I said, I MIGHT update sometime in the future but I'm not sure yet. Thanks for understanding! Includes: ~ 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 ~ 𝟝 ~ 𝕊𝕒𝕡𝕟𝕒𝕡 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝔾𝕖𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕖 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕝 ~ 𝟙 ~ ℚ𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕥𝕪 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕓𝕠𝕠 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝕋𝕦𝕓𝕓𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕪 ~𝟙 ~ 𝕋𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕊𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕓𝕦𝕣 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℙ𝕦𝕟𝕫 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕠 ~ 𝟙 Y/N - your name N/N - nickname F/N - friend's name 〖 The parts are organized by name - the same order as the names listed above. 〗 〖 TW / CW / Mature themes, as in: Swearing in most parts, gore, spicy scenes but no smut. I don't do that shit. 〗 〖 Feel free to let me know of any grammar mistakes or anything that might not make sense. Don't worry, I've got thick skin! 〗 〖 If anyone listed above is uncomfortable with fanfictions, please let me know and I will take them off the list. I do not wish to make anyone uncomfortable, so enlightening me on that will be greatly appreciated. 〗 Art made by yours truly.
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