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Stygian

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Reads 3,777
Votes 519
Parts 101
Time 11m

dangerousaddiction_

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"why so serious?"
                                                     - The Joker

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A book filled with lots of dark humour, sick, dirty, and fucked up jokes. Relax and drown yourself with the darkness, because... why not? 

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***WARNING: some of these jokes may be offensive and sensitive to some viewers, so refrain from reading if this applies to you***All Rights Reserved

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