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Stygian

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Reads 3,307
Votes 515
Parts 101
Time 11m

dangerousaddiction_

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"why so serious?"
                                                     - The Joker

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A book filled with lots of dark humour, sick, dirty, and fucked up jokes. Relax and drown yourself with the darkness, because... why not? 

Hope you enjoy motherfuckers! 
xoxo

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***heads up: some of these jokes may be offensive and sensitive to some viewers, so refrain from reading if this applies to you***All Rights Reserved

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$Suicidal Attraction {Old Version} by _DarkQueen$

"When people who have trust issues fall in love it's scary. The people they fall for fill up that hole in their life that was left by someone who caused them to have trust issues. The person starts to fill whole and happy; like this person is the one. But when that one person leaves,the one who made them invincible,they're crushed. The persons life gets worse and they fall deeper and deeper into that hole. The hole of what used to be." Kira Green is one that never wanted to fall in love. She planned on being alone and pushed everyone who loved her away. She gets bullied relentlessly even though she tries her hardest not to be seen. But in our society,the more one tries to hide, the more one is exposed. When Logan Williams came bursting into her life like he did, she didn't know what to think of this charming boy. He was different than the rest of the world. For the first time, a person wanted to know about the scars on Kira's heart than the ones on her wrists. She doesn't trust him at all. She wants absolutely nothing to do with Logan,but somehow he finds a way to meddle his way into her life. And when he figures out more about Kira,he's more than shocked. He doesn't see a girl who hates the entire world ,but hates herself even more. He doesn't see a fat, ugly, whore when gazing into her eyes. He sees a girl who's been wronged by the world left and right. He sees a girl who cares music more than she cares about her own life. He sees a person who needs love. But not everyone who you try to save ends up being saved in the end. Sometimes it's just too late. As Kira always says ,"Happily ever after was so once upon a time." This book does not promote self harm or suicide. And it also doesn't romanticize it. It simply is a story about two broken people on a quest to fix one another and mange to somehow fall in love with each other along the way. FYI THIS IS NOT A FAN FICTION! THIS IS AN ORIGINAL STORY CREATED BY ME!!!

A Broken Mirror Reunited in an E-Sports by blackcxlestial

COMPLETED [Cool and beautiful team captain becomes the bottom in a relationship with an ultra-strong and decisive professional gamer] Rong Yi is the captain and chief tactician of the top team RS, cool and calm but suffering from camera phobia, and no one has ever seen his true face. After leading his team for five years and winning the championship for three years, he is betrayed by his team and left with nowhere to go. At this point, he receives a call from his ex. His ex is a cold-hearted and popular professional gamer who recently returned from overseas, having won numerous championships. He proposes a simple condition: "Join our team and we can restore our romantic relationship to make work easier." Rong Yi: "Okay." But wise men do not fall in love, and competitions are more important than anything. On the first day Rong Yi leaves his old team, his former teammates celebrate his departure, while the entire internet is filled with criticism. On the second day, netizens are silenced as they witness Rong Yi as the new team captain, completely dominating the game. On the third day, the media chases after him, but a low-key senior protects him, covering his face and revealing only a small, exquisitely white chin. The internet explodes with excitement. On and on the days go. Rong Yi's former teammates are driven to the brink of collapse, asking with red eyes: "Captain, can you still come back?" "I'm sorry," Rong Yi replies gently. "I'm their captain now." Everyone knows that Rong Yi is the treasure of the entire VIT team, especially for the cold and reserved senior who shields him from everything and favors him to an infuriating degree. No one knows that this team was built for Rong Yi. From the moment Xiao Yin first saw this dusty gem, he wanted to wipe away the dust and protect Rong Yi's brilliance. For five years, he has done just that.

Behind Closed Doors by kaespire

Sixteen year old Nia Parks is the most popular girl in the eleventh grade. Everyday she comes to school with the biggest smile on her face. Every girl wishes their life was as perfect as hers. But what they don't know behind her smile is that its forced. For the past six years Nia has been abused by her parents. Her life is not perfect like everyone thinks it is. Everytime she goes to school she pretends that everything is alright when deep down she's crumbling inside. When the beatings start to get worst than usual Nia is entirely fed up. What will she do? Where will she go? Find out in Behind Closed Doors. COMPLETED: June 8, 2016

The Unexpected Matches by yourentertainer03

This story is about three childhood friends, who are shifting from one place to another for their further studies. But destiny wants something else. And then they found the true love of their life. & "HERE THE JOURNEY BEGINS" They are totally opposite to each other. But you know that opposite always attract.

How To Be The Best Third Wheel by summerbackthen

How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize Winner

Broken to pieces by fep1616

Hester O'conner is just like you on the inside but there's something missing on the inside. She's missing love. After her fathers mom died he started drinking and finally got addicted. He used alcohol as a way to get free of his problems. But he started creating problem of his own. He became abusive. He kept getting worse and worse until his wife couldn't take it anymore and left. Hester was all alone battling the war of the world against her skinny, bruised shoulders. But some of that weight is taken off when she meets Cole. Cole David the schools bad boy. He always gets into fights and hurts people. But can someone that hurts people actually be able to heal some one that's hurt?

artemis by Jackiejones1001

Artemis; Goddess of Chastity and Virginity. Protector of the young. - Ever since Devina Sharma was young, she was used. And she was sick and tired of it. So tired of it, she turned into a serial killer. After killing her abusers, she killed people that abused her loved ones, after that, anyone that hurt someone, anyone she thought deserved death. Now a 19 year old college student, her identity of being 'Artemis' hidden from the whole world, sneaking out almost every night just to kill. God, how she craved it. How she needed blood. It was her drug. A drug that would lead her to the biggest mafia boss in the world. - -TW- - -rape -abuse -killing -violence

The Past by okay_2003

Pt. 3 of Dama de Mafia After coming back from her trip, she thought everything was okay but one way or another, pieces from the past didn't link up then she thought. Can her past destroy her family or will it be in peace?

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ကြီးမားတဲ့ပြောင်းလဲမှုတွေနဲ့ ပိုပြီးကြီးမားတဲ့လှည့်ကွက်တွေ ဇာတ်ကြောင်းတစ်ခုထဲက နောက်ထပ်ဇာတ်ကြောင်းတစ်ခု သူဟာပိုပြီးလှလာဖို့ ပိုပြီးဆွဲဆောင်မှုရှိလာဖို့ နည်းလမ်းကိုရှာတွေ့သွားပြီ ရှန်ကျင်းထျန်ဟာ သူဖတ်နေတဲ့စာအုပ်ထဲကိုကူးပြောင်းသွားဖို့ ကူညီပေးတဲ့systemတစ်ခုရဲ့အကူအညီကိုရရှိခဲ့တယ် သူလုပ်ဆောင်ရမဲ့တာဝန်တွေကိုပြီးမြောက်တာနဲ့ သူကသူ့ရဲ့အနာဂတ်လမ်းမှာပိုချော ပိုလှ ပိုပြီးဆွဲဆောင်မှုရှိလာလိမ့်မယ် သူ့ရဲ့ပထမဆုံးတာဝန်::အမျိုးသားဇာတ်လိုက်ရဲ့နောက်ယောင်ခံသူလုပ်နေတာရပ်လိုက်တော့ အဲ့ဒီအစား အချစ်ပြိုင်ဘက်လုပ်ပြီး သူရည်ရွယ်ထားတဲ့သူကိုခိုးလိုက်တော့ Chapters: :191+41side stories

Fall | #5 by Aella_Grey

❝ Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings- always darker, emptier, simpler. ❞ - Extended synopsis inside.

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Suicidal Attraction {Old Version} cover

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Behind Closed Doors cover

The Unexpected Matches cover

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Broken to pieces cover

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Fall | #5 cover

Suicidal Attraction {Old Version}

"When people who have trust issues fall in love it's scary. The people they fall for fill up that hole in their life that was left by someone who caused them to have trust issues. The person starts to fill whole and happy; like this person is the one. But when that one person leaves,the one who made them invincible,they're crushed. The persons life gets worse and they fall deeper and deeper into that hole. The hole of what used to be." Kira Green is one that never wanted to fall in love. She planned on being alone and pushed everyone who loved her away. She gets bullied relentlessly even though she tries her hardest not to be seen. But in our society,the more one tries to hide, the more one is exposed. When Logan Williams came bursting into her life like he did, she didn't know what to think of this charming boy. He was different than the rest of the world. For the first time, a person wanted to know about the scars on Kira's heart than the ones on her wrists. She doesn't trust him at all. She wants absolutely nothing to do with Logan,but somehow he finds a way to meddle his way into her life. And when he figures out more about Kira,he's more than shocked. He doesn't see a girl who hates the entire world ,but hates herself even more. He doesn't see a fat, ugly, whore when gazing into her eyes. He sees a girl who's been wronged by the world left and right. He sees a girl who cares music more than she cares about her own life. He sees a person who needs love. But not everyone who you try to save ends up being saved in the end. Sometimes it's just too late. As Kira always says ,"Happily ever after was so once upon a time." This book does not promote self harm or suicide. And it also doesn't romanticize it. It simply is a story about two broken people on a quest to fix one another and mange to somehow fall in love with each other along the way. FYI THIS IS NOT A FAN FICTION! THIS IS AN ORIGINAL STORY CREATED BY ME!!!