Why Me...? || 5sos

"Who the fuck plays the guitar at 1:00 a.m," I mumble as I finish pounding my neighbors apartment door.
"Its a bass, by the way," A tall, asian looking boy with brown eyes and hair says as he moves out of the way so I can see his friends, standing there with cheeky grins plastered on there very awake faces.
"Whatever, what the hell are you doing awake, though." I say as I yawn.
"We are nocturnal turtles," says a browned mop in the corner with drums sticks in his hand.
I roll my eyes as a purple hair boy just laughs at his suck ass joke.
"What ever tortoises, I'm going to bed, don't make me call the police," I say as I walk back to my apartment.
"WOAH, are new neighbor is a feisty bitch," says the one with the lip ring, and blonde hair.
"NO SWEARING!" says the mop again.
I live next to a zoo god danmit.