goldman's detective agency / Five Hargreeves x gn!reader
26 parts Ongoing " 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙜𝙪𝙢𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙚 / 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩! ,,
"ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅᴀʀʏ ʟᴏᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ?"
"ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴀɴᴏɪᴅ. ɢᴇᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀ."
"ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅꜱ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴍᴇ."
"ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅᴀʀʏ ʟᴏᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ-ᴇꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴇɴᴛ. ɪꜰ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴋɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ, ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʙᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ."
"ᴡᴇʟʟ, ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛɪɴɢ."
/𝐎𝐑/
In which you find yourself in the Umbrella Academy, with no clear answers nor way to get back to your own reality. Oh- and less than two weeks to save the world.
" 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢 / 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙞𝙧? ,,
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[five x gender neutral!reader], queerplatonic [but heavy on the platonic side of it]