~Be my first Lady~ a Quackbama Crackfic
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Obama travels alone through Mexico and unfortunately crashes a drug deal. The Dealer yells and starts to beat him up. Suddenly everything turns black and Obama gets knocked out. What will happen? Will a handsome mexican man save him? Probably not, but you can read it and find out yourself..
"Be my first Lady and let me lead you as the president of this country"
*TW'S* Mentions of Drugs, Drug Abuse, Violence, Swearing and probably a lot more, if there is, I'll add it later
What have I become? Writing a Quackbama Crackfic :') This is all a joke, I just promised someone I'd do it. Oh lord please forgive me for I have sinned. ENJOY! -Ray
PS. Please, any Cc's, don't read that, it's an abomination
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