~Be my first Lady~ a Quackbama Crackfic
- Reads 84
- Votes 10
- Parts 3
MatureOngoing6m
Last published Tue, Apr 27, 2021
Obama travels alone through Mexico and unfortunately crashes a drug deal. The Dealer yells and starts to beat him up. Suddenly everything turns black and Obama gets knocked out. What will happen? Will a handsome mexican man save him? Probably not, but you can read it and find out yourself..
"Be my first Lady and let me lead you as the president of this country"
*TW'S* Mentions of Drugs, Drug Abuse, Violence, Swearing and probably a lot more, if there is, I'll add it later
What have I become? Writing a Quackbama Crackfic :') This is all a joke, I just promised someone I'd do it. Oh lord please forgive me for I have sinned. ENJOY! -Ray
PS. Please, any Cc's, don't read that, it's an abomination
(CC) Attrib. NonCommercial
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
TMNT Cuz' It's 2:49 In The Morning (But Written At 7:47 In The Morning)
◃──|Bᴀʏᴠᴇʀsᴇ!Tᴍɴᴛ X Fᴇᴍ!Rᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ|──▹ (The re-written, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 less cringe version) ✧. ┊𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝑹𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒐 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒛𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐲｡˚ ✧ ☆。*。☆。。* 。☆ 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 wanting to feel heroism, live out the epic and be 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐲 but, failing harder than 2012 April in Trig. °°° "𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵! 𝘐𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘰, 𝘵𝘰𝘰! 𝘕𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘦." °°° A subway under attack- that's bad. But fear not! Rescue came─ 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴?... Hahahaha (Odysseus's laugh) °°° "𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩." "𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴, 𝘚𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩." °°° Soon, she gets yeeted off into the unknown by C̶h̶e̶d̶d̶a̶r Shredder. Yay! ×ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ× •ᴄʀɪɴɢᴇ• •ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴇʟᴍᴏ• •ᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴɪɴɢ ᴀᴍᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏғ ʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇs, ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟ ᴏɴᴇs•
Unexpected Love // Dreamity Ship // Book 2
Note: Not my art. I am not shipping the people only the characters. So like this is a part two. If you want you can read part one but it isn't nessesary. Part one is very small and in that it basically says how Dream escaped and how Quackity got captured by Dream. It ended when Quackity came into Dreams clutches. Yeah. I don't know what to write here. So I hope you enjoy the story, Thank you! #1 in dreamxquackity #5 in dsmpships #13 in dreamityComplete![The World Below [DNF]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/302796967-256-k668108.jpg)
The World Below [DNF]
"- But mark my words, it's always the ones closest to you who'll be your greatest downfall." George have no choice but to move across the world for seemingly unknown reasons. Forced to attend a new school and George have no doubt that he'll dislike it. However, it seems to turn out better than expected. He finds people that he enjoy spending time with. Especially one in particular. A certain blonde boy. But nothing good ever lasts. His world is once again flipped upside-down when the reason for moving is revealed. He gets pulled into a dangerous world where fighting, car chases and gambling is a part of the daily routine. George gets separated from that special boy in the process. But what happens when faith reunites them once again, but under completely different circumstances this time? (FYI: I do not ship these people IRL and the story will be removed if anyone mentioned expresses discomfort.) TW (I won't specify for each chapter) Blood Knives Cuts Violence Angst Abuse Death Domestic violence Fighting Fluff (very brief mentioning of sexual content)Complete
Adrenaline || Dnf
"I didn't leave because i stopped loving you, i left because the longer i stayed the less i loved myself." A fanfic in which Dreams biggest Goal is to flee the town he was held captive in his entire childhood. George can't bring himself to say goodbye to his past so instead of following his lover, he stays. [ Trigger warnings ] NSFW Drug use mentions of abuse homophobia? harsh suicide themes harsh self harm themes 26/october/2021 10k READS???? OMG TJANK YOUS SO MUCH THIS FIC IS SHIT WHY ARE SO MANY PROPLE REASING IT 10.5K I WANTED TO REERITE THIS FIC BUT THEN I RMEEBFED THAT I WOULD NEVER GET IT FINISHED SO MAYBE ILL DONIT AFTER CHROSTMAS WHEN I GET MY NEW MACBOOK <3 19/12/21 11.5K reads OMG U GUYS ARE GOING TOO FAST ANYWAYS I HAVE DECIDED TO START WRITING A NEW FANFIC OVER CHRISTMAS AS WELL AS FINSIHINT AN OLD FANFIC I STARTED A WHILE AGO :)Complete
𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜
𝕀𝕄ℙ𝕆ℝ𝕋𝔸ℕ𝕋 - this fic is very much abandoned lmao i wont update it again so uhhh yeah 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚋𝚒𝚜 :) 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 (𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢) 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜! 𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕪 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕕𝕖: •𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏 •𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝 (𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚝 >:)) • 𝚗𝚘 𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚝, 𝚞𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚝. •𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜 •𝚝𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 & 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚎𝚜 •𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚜 •𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚜, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 :) (𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎: 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚖 𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊 @ 𝚚𝚝𝚒𝚙_𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚎) 𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕤𝕞 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 :D 🏅#𝟺 𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚡𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛Complete
Silver Tongues and Golden Scars (WILBUR x QUACKITY / TNT DUO)
"Quackity?" I spin around, tackling him and tumbling roughly into the wall behind us. I pin his wrist down, tears dropping onto his soon-to-be crimson shirt. I can almost see the blood seeping out of the wounds I intend to slice into his skin. His pupils dilate as he clutches the dagger's hilt before it meets the vulnerable flesh of his neck. "Quackity drop the fucking knife," Wilbur hisses, gritting his teeth. My eyes widen as my grip loosens on the blade and his wrist, the knife clattering out of my grasp as I stare at him. I dip down, sensing the tension hovering between us, feeling his heart hammer against his ribcage. From where sit straddling his waist, I see his face soften at the sight of my dishevelment. "What are you so afraid of?" he whispers gently. * * * Synopsis: Behind closed doors, a casino isn't all glittering lights and card games. It's made of traitors and cheaters... Quackity has always stood in other's shadows, cast out from countries, betrayed by those whom he loved, and laughed at by those whom he thought he could trust. The moment he creates an empire of his own, however, suddenly everyone wants a piece of their own, and it seems as if they'll stop at nothing for a taste of power. On the night of Las Nevadas' grand opening, a traitor threatens to tear down everything Quackity has built, and it seems as if the only one whom he can trust is a man who has an interesting relationship with matches and TNT. Cover art is mine! CW/TW: language, smut, blood/gore, weapons, self-harm, suicidal thoughts, abusive/ toxic relationships, substance abuse, anxiety attacks, sexual assault, assault, character death, vomiting/ nausea, etc. Viewer discretion advised.Complete
𝙍𝙚𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙩. ||Yandere Creepypasta x Alt.Gabriel! Reader.||
Status: On-going. ______________________________________ In which you, met the creepypastas. P̷̷l̷̷e̷a̷̷s̷̷e̷ ̷b̷̷e̷ a̷̷w̷a̷̷r̷̷e̷. ______________(Half Crackfic~)_________________ "Just pray and you'll be alright." "...[Name]. I'm bleeding from 6 stab wounds." ______________________________________ Warnings: (It's a creepypasta book.) -Disturbing themes, MAY contain 18+ stuff. -It's yandere. Whaddya expect. -No plot-line. -A serious yet crack fic. -Very VERY bad writing. -Some are romantic, some are platonic. -Swearing. -Very ooc. -Violence/Gore. ___________________________________ Inspired by: -BLOODLUST • 𝐤𝐧𝐲 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 (By Realityphantom) -Life With Creepypastas - Creepypastas X Reader (By VikingMetalToby) -The heart of a demon. (By AdamPepper)![Project 404 [DNF]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/310308860-256-k667688.jpg)
Project 404 [DNF]
"No way in hell! I'm not kidnapping an innocent college student!" Dream exclaimed and he heard Sapnap agreeing beside him. "I'm not asking you to do this, I'm demanding it." A cold voice countered. Life rarely turns out the way you might expect. But what if you're given a chance to a fresh start? How much would you be willing to sacrifice? Possible TW (won't specify for each chapter): Swearing Stockholm syndrome Toxic relationships Kidnapping Knives/needles Blood Angst Cuts Torture (not detailed) Death Fluff (with very brief mentioning of sexual content) (Disclaimer: I do not ship these people IRL and the story will be removed if anyone mentioned expresses discomfort.)Complete
enemies to lovers || dreamnotfound
Trigger Warnings || Smoking, Homophobia, Alcohol, Smut, Cutting mention || George attends a new high school because his parents say its more 'better' for him. As George steps out the bus an unexpected problem happened which already made them hate each other for the love of god. They both HATED each other so much, people said they are perfect for each other but they really have the opposite of love for each other so of course, there's no chance they would be dating.. right?... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is also my first book so it may not be perfect and im not sure if it will make any sense. Buthopefully it does i try to make it make sense with good grammar and spelling, I hope you enjoy my first book! ❤️Complete
Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK
The others won't be as good in detail as the first chapter. I'm pretty sorry about this. (But not really cuz why would I upload it otherwise?) Ugh I can't come up with titles for these... *goes into a depression corner* 3: Ugh there's supposed to be a gif but whatever. Wattpad hates me when I try to add images. 4: Oh nevermind I got them working fine. 7-9: these have been sitting in my drafts for years and I'm tired of them going to waste. I touched them up a bit but are very old and have cringy writing (premises).Complete
◃──|Bᴀʏᴠᴇʀsᴇ!Tᴍɴᴛ X Fᴇᴍ!Rᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ|──▹ (The re-written, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 less cringe version) ✧. ┊𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝑹𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒐 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒛𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐲｡˚ ✧ ☆。*。☆。。* 。☆ 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 wanting to feel heroism, live out the epic and be 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐲 but, failing harder than 2012 April in Trig. °°° "𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵! 𝘐𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘰, 𝘵𝘰𝘰! 𝘕𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘦." °°° A subway under attack- that's bad. But fear not! Rescue came─ 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴?... Hahahaha (Odysseus's laugh) °°° "𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩." "𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴, 𝘚𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩." °°° Soon, she gets yeeted off into the unknown by C̶h̶e̶d̶d̶a̶r Shredder. Yay! ×ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ× •ᴄʀɪɴɢᴇ• •ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴇʟᴍᴏ• •ᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴɪɴɢ ᴀᴍᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏғ ʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇs, ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟ ᴏɴᴇs•
More detailsContent Guidelines